PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Izaac Kari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kari comes to the cage accompanied by Judas Priest - Painkiller . Izaac Kari could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hanz Titties's chin.

Kari
vs
Titties

172 cm
26
159 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

180 cm
33
158 lbs
21 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Mango Nutrition (90% Laundry)

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Izaac Kari!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Yuuki Gou and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Titties clinches up against the cage.
A short left from Kari.
Titties struggles to land a body shot inside as Kari controls his hands.
Titties tries to work over Kari's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kari fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Titties is struggling to control the position.
Kari misses with some punches.
Kari blocks a body shot from Titties.
Kari lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Titties blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kari blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kari tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Titties's elbow.
Kari tries to throw a body punch but Titties avoids it by throwing Kari back against the cage.
Titties working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Titties slows down the pace here.
Titties lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Kari.
Kari throws a punch but it's blocked by Titties.
Titties blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Kari fails to land.
A right hook to the body lands for Kari.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Titties gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Titties misses with a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Titties fails to land.
Kari misses with a punch to the body.
Titties working aggressively here.
Kari lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Titties makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kari working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Titties lands a hook to the side of the head.
Titties misses with a hook to the ribs.
Titties leaning against his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Kari fails to land.
Kari misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Kari fails to land.
A short uppercut from Kari.
Kari makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Titties tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kari's elbow.
Kari works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Titties looking to slow down the pace here.
Stalling in the clinch from Titties.
Kari misses with some punches.
Kari managing to block the knees to the body from Titties.
Kari blocking some punches.
Titties tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kari lands with a left to the head.
Kari throws a head punch that misses.
Titties taking a breather.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kari.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Kari.
Titties has Kari pressed against the cage.
Kari misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kari.
Kari scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kari misses with a punch to the body.
Titties misses with some punches.
Kari misses with a punch on the inside.
A short left from Titties.
Kari tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Titties lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kari misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kari fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kari lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Kari lands a left hand that snaps the head of Titties backwards.
Kari blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kari misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Titties.
Titties throws a punch but it's blocked by Kari.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kari pushes Titties back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kari tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Titties looking to stall.
Kari lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kari misses with a punch on the inside.
Kari tries to work over Titties's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kari lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Titties or not.
A nice left hand lands by Kari.
Kari swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Titties lands a left hand.
A right hand to the body from Kari.
Kari scores with a shot to the side of Titties's head.
A nice left hand lands by Kari.
Titties lands a shoulder strike.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Kari tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Titties's elbow.
Kari lands a shot to the body.
A short left from Kari.
Titties misses with a body punch.
Kari lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kari lands a right hand.

Titties is rocked!
Kari misses with a hook from the clinch.
Titties is still on wobbly legs! Can Kari finish him?
Kari lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Titties lands a nice uppercut.
Titties blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kari lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short left from Titties.

Kari is rocked!
Kari blocks an uppercut.
Oh Kari is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Titties has a couple of punches blocked by Kari.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titties with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Titties lands an elbow just above Kari 's eye.
Kari tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kari misses with a hook to the ribs.
Titties seems to have recovered his senses.
Kari has a couple of punches blocked by Titties.
Titties effectively controlling the action here.
Kari blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Titties.
Kari misses with the head strike.
Titties with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Titties has a couple of punches blocked by Kari.
Titties lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kari tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Titties's elbow.
Titties pushes Kari against the cage. Titties is working some dirty boxing. Titties pushes off with a quick right hook! Kari goes down! Kari tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Titties moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hanz Titties!