PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bam Boon I (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sidney Nagal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sidney Nagal is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Boon I
vs
Nagal

198 cm
23
220 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

200 cm
26
215 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bam Boon I!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sidney Nagal!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Bruno Hogan and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nagal darts in trying to clinch
and Boon I counters with a one-two to the body.
Nagal tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Boon I counters with a nice low kick that buckles Nagal's knee momentarily.
Boon I lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Boon I lands a nice shot that snaps Nagal's head back.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nagal finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Nagal tries to clinch up
and Boon I connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boon I misses with a few strikes there.
Boon I fails to land with a series of punches.
Boon I circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Boon I counter with a right hand.
Boon I lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Nagal stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Boon I.
Boon I throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Nagal.
Nagal shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Nagal takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right from Boon I misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boon I is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Nagal like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Nagal from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bam Boon I!
A very excited looking Bam Boon I rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.