PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Henkka Blacksmith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blacksmith comes to the cage accompanied by Children of Bodom - Downfall. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Blacksmith
vs
PoopyPants

184 cm
18
223 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

197 cm
21
222 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Henkka Blacksmith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Phil Schofield and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Blacksmith gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Blacksmith looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
PoopyPants cracks Blacksmith with a nice body shot.
PoopyPants lands with a light punch inside.
PoopyPants works on Blacksmith's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice elbow from PoopyPants.

It looks like Henkka Blacksmith has been cut.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Blacksmith's defenses.
Blacksmith blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A quick uppercut on the inside from PoopyPants.
Blacksmith is looking to break free of the clinch but PoopyPants has double underhooks.
PoopyPants lands a damaging elbow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
PoopyPants lands a damaging elbow.
Blacksmith could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Blacksmith tries to land knees in the clinch but PoopyPants avoids the damage to the body.
PoopyPants lands a body shot.
PoopyPants is pushing Blacksmith up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A nice glancing elbow lands by PoopyPants.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A body shot lands from PoopyPants.
Blacksmith is breathing heavily.
Blacksmith takes an elbow to the temple.

Blacksmith is rocked!
PoopyPants lands a shoulder strike.
Oh Blacksmith is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
PoopyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Blacksmith.
PoopyPants creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Blacksmith! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for PoopyPants.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). BitchFace PoopyPants!