PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jay Z (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Z comes into the arena with New York blaring out of the sound system. Phooey has chosen Hong Kong Phooey as his entrance music. Jay Z could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hong Kong Phooey's chin.

Z
vs
Kong Phooey

177 cm
28
167 lbs
18 - 10 - 1

175 cm
23
160 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Jay Z!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Phooey misses with a lunging right hand
and Z connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Z closes the distance and clinches.
Phooey with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Z misses with a body punch.
Phooey tries to land a knee to the head but Z blocks with his arms.

Z breaks the clinch.

Z has managed to clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Z fails to land.
Phooey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Phooey throws a head punch that misses.
Phooey is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Z is defending well for now.
Phooey tries to throw a body punch but Z avoids it by throwing Phooey back against the cage.
Phooey lands with a right to the head.
Z working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Phooey with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A knee to the head by Phooey.

It looks like Jay Z has been cut.
Phooey swings wildly with an uppercut but Z uses good head movement to avoid it.
Z tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Phooey's elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phooey lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Z tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Phooey's elbow.
Z lands a shoulder strike.
Z blocks an elbow strike from Phooey.
Phooey misses with some punches.
Z tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Phooey's elbow.
Phooey struggles to land a body shot inside as Z controls his hands.
Z working hard to break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Z.
Z working aggressively here.

Phooey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Z misses the shot to the body.
Z's corner calls for a 1-2. Z obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Phooey with a hook.
Phooey takes one on the button.
Phooey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Z wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Phooey doesn't manage to clinch there - Z circles away.
Z swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Phooey lands a big head kick that sends Z tumbling to the mat! Phooey takes a step backwards and waves Z back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Z is rocked!
Phooey throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Oh Z is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Phooey drops Z with a huge uppercut! Z drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Phooey is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hong Kong Phooey!