PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chance Boudreaux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boudreaux's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Forsake Not The Dream. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jason Turner was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Boudreaux
vs
Turner

184 cm
29
194 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

185 cm
29
185 lbs
21 - 10 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

[CBK] LEGAL HIGHS « NAF↑ TRIPLE 160Q ®

Stonewall

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chance Boudreaux!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Jason Turner!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Russell Pearce and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turner scores with a head kick.
Boudreaux slips a straight right by Turner.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Turner, as that shot connected.
Turner bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boudreaux thows a body shot but no joy.
Turner connects with a right hand. Boudreaux shakes it off.

It looks like Chance Boudreaux has been cut.
Boudreaux throws a shot from downtown. Turner moves away and avoids it.
Turner closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Boudreaux misses with an uppercut.
Boudreaux fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Turner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boudreaux sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Turner moves out of range of the strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boudreaux swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Boudreaux swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Turner uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boudreaux.
Jason Turner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turner throws a lazy right hand but Boudreaux sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Turner, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Turner connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Boudreaux's hands.
Boudreaux jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boudreaux takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A big right from Turner misses.
Boudreaux misses with a straight left.
A swing and a miss from Turner.
Turner misses with a two punch combination.
Good exchange - Turner coming out on top.
Turner clobbers Boudreaux with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Turner turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boudreaux. Turner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turner slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turner connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Boudreaux momentarily.
Turner goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turner moves away from the strike by Boudreaux.
Turner's jab looks to have found its range, popping Boudreaux under the eye.
Boudreaux misses with an uppercut.
Turner throws a jab but it's blocked by Boudreaux.
Turner scores with a jab to the head.
Boudreaux throws a body punch but Turner moves out of range.
Boudreaux looks to throw the jab but Turner is out of range.
Boudreaux takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jab by Turner.
Boudreaux blocks a jab.
Boudreaux steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Turner.
Turner is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Boudreaux had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boudreaux thows a left - swing and a miss!
Turner misses with a straight right.
Boudreaux misses with a looping right.
Turner connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Turner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Boudreaux.
Boudreaux jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Turner connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Turner throws a big shot that misses.
Boudreaux misses with a wild body shot.
Turner misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boudreaux.
A jab from Boudreaux misses.
Turner clobbers Boudreaux with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Boudreaux staying out of range there.
Turner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boudreaux showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turner.
Boudreaux throws a hook to the side of Turner's head but Turner sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A good leg kick by Turner.
Turner misses with an uppercut. Boudreaux saw that one coming.
Boudreaux moves out of range of the strikes.
Boudreaux misses with a looping right.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boudreaux uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Turner.
Turner is looking to land body kicks.
Boudreaux on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turner fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boudreaux throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boudreaux throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Turner counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jason Turner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chance Boudreaux's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Turner scores with a one two! Boudreaux had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Boudreaux keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Turner.
Turner takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Boudreaux cracks Turner with an open hand slap.
Turner misses with an attempted mid kick.
Boudreaux uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Turner.
Turner misses with a looping right.
Turner lands an overhand right.
Turner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Boudreaux.
Boudreaux throws an overhand right that lands on Turner's shoulder, as Turner tries to avoid the shot.
Boudreaux feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Turners jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Boudreaux slips a jab from Turner.
A jab from Boudreaux misses.
Turner getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turner throws a looping overhand right but Boudreaux ducks down to avoid it.
Turner looks to throw the jab but Boudreaux is out of range.
Boudreaux misses with a right hand
and Turner counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Boudreaux with a nice cross.
Turner takes a swing at Boudreaux's ribcage but misses.
Turner jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boudreaux moves out of range as Turner strikes.
Turner darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Turner swings widly with a right hand
and Boudreaux connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Turner misses with a head kick.
Boudreaux takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Turner throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Boudreaux on the side of the head.
Turner misses with a looping left.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boudreaux slips under a jab from Turner.
Turner moves out of range as Boudreaux strikes.
Turner throws a shot from downtown. Boudreaux moves away and avoids it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Boudreaux misses with a wild combination.
Turner misses with a straight right.
Turner on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Boudreaux is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Left hook, right uppercut from Turner.
Turner lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Turner.
Turner bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boudreaux loads up on a big right hand but Turner slips the punch.
Turner pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boudreaux sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Turner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Turner misses.
Turner throws a hook to the side of Boudreaux's head but Boudreaux sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A telegraphed right hand from Boudreaux misses the target.
Turner throws a shot from downtown. Boudreaux moves away and avoids it.
Turner misses with a wild combination.
Turner connects with a right hand. Boudreaux shakes it off.
Jab, jab by Turner - just one landing.
Turner misses with a straight left.
Turner lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Boudreaux takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turner is looking to land body kicks.
Turner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A jab from Boudreaux misses.
Turner lands a nice looking kick to the body. Boudreaux takes a step back to recover.
Boudreaux slips a jab from Turner.
Turner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Boudreaux throws a jab but it's blocked by Turner.
Boudreaux looks to land a right hand but Turner moved out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Boudreaux takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Boudreaux misses with a straight left.
Boudreaux uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Turner.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jason Turner showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Chance Boudreaux's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

A swing and a miss from Turner.
Turner feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Boudreauxs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Turner throws a big shot that misses.
Good exchange - Turner coming out on top.
Turner throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The fighters circling - Turner throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Turner feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Boudreauxs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Boudreaux connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Boudreaux moves away from the strike by Turner.
Turner tries a head kick but it misses.
Turner tries to land a body kick
and Boudreaux connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A big right from Turner misses.
Turner misses with a head kick.
Turner cracks Boudreaux with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boudreaux displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Turner throws out the jab.
Turner throws a jab but it's blocked by Boudreaux.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boudreaux. Turner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boudreaux ducks under a wild hook from Turner.
Turner loads up on a big right hand but Boudreaux slips the punch.
Boudreaux ducks under a wild hook from Turner.
Turner misses with a straight right.
Turner throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Boudreaux thows a body shot but no joy.
Boudreaux showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turner.
Turner fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boudreaux ducks under a wild hook from Turner.
Decent striking displayed by Turner there.
Turner misses with a wild combination.
Turner throws a lazy right hand but Boudreaux sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Turner connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Boudreaux's hands.
Boudreaux walks into a left hand.
Boudreaux uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Turner has time to react.
Boudreaux uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Turner.
Turner misses with a straight right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turner connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Turner blocks a jab.
Boudreaux looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Boudreaux walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turner works over Boudreaux's head and body with a nice combination.
Boudreaux dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Turner has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turner throws a series of punches but Boudreaux avoids them all with ease.
Turner takes one on the button.
Turner ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Turner throws a jab when Boudreaux was well out of range.
Turner misses with a looping left.
Chance Boudreaux has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A telegraphed right hand from Boudreaux misses the target.
Turner steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Boudreaux.
Boudreaux uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Turner.
Turner gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Boudreaux counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Turner waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boudreaux.
Turner thows a left - swing and a miss!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turner looks to land a right hand but Boudreaux moved out of range.
Jason Turner seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Turner lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
No joy there for Boudreaux, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Turner throws a head kick that misses
and Boudreaux counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turner misses with a head kick.
Turner misses with an uppercut.
Jason Turner is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Boudreaux has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Boudreaux there as he acknowledges the shot.
Turner moves away from the strike by Boudreaux.
Boudreaux tries to move into range but Turner moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turner misses with a looping right.
Boudreaux feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Turners jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Turner throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Boudreaux on the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jason Turner comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Turner has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jason Turner!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Jason Turner made sure he mentioned Happy Pills (Video Proof 159Q, $30), along with how happy he was to win his fight.