PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Rude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nathan Speed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Rude might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Face fucked by PISSING RAZORS. Speed is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Ramones / Blitzkrieg Bop. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Rude
vs
Speed

195 cm
28
260 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

192 cm
21
228 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Rick Rude!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Nathan Speed!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Speed throws a right hand that Rude ducks under and follows up with a left that Rude also avoids with ease.
Speed uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rude.
A jab from Rude misses.
Speed throws a jab but it's blocked by Rude.
Rude dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Speed slips a jab and a cross from Rude.
Rude takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Rude slips under a jab.
Rude has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rude there as he acknowledges the shot.
A big left from Rude misses.
Speed bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Speed misses with a combination
and Rude counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Speed scores with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Speed lands a jab to the nose.
Speed bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Rude misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speed jabs Rude to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Rude misses with an uppercut.
Rude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Speed manages to avoid it.
Speed scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Rude throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Speed cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Speed displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rude throws out the jab.
Speed misses the jab.
Rude looks to throw the jab but Speed is out of range.
Rude with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Speed misses with a wild body shot.
Rude throws a looping overhand right but Speed ducks down to avoid it.
Rude throws out a loose jab but Speed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Speed connects with a crisp jab.
Speed ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rude moves away.
Rude staying out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rude thows a left - swing and a miss!
Speed throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rude is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Speed ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rude moves away.
Speed looks to land a left hand but Rude moved out of range nicely.
Speed throws a right hand that misses
and Rude counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rude just misses with a punch to the body.
Speed misses with a body shot.
Speed scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rude throws the left hand but Speed avoids the punch easily.
Rude showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Speed.
Rude ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Speed throws a hook to the side of Rude's head but Rude sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rude throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rude thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rude swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rude misses the jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rude darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Rude uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Speed.
A big left from Speed misses.
Speed misses with a body shot.
Rude lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Rude looks to score with a jab to the body but Speed is just out of range.
Rude misses with a hook
and Speed counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rude throws a hook but Speed avoids it easily.
Speed thows a body shot but no joy.
Speed throws an overhand right that lands on Rude's shoulder, as Rude tries to avoid the shot.
Speed darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Speed slips a straight right by Rude.
Rude looks to land a combination but Speed avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Speed throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rude ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Speed moves away.
Rude tries to bum rush Speed with a series of wild strikes but Speed uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Speed avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Speed tests Rude's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Speed throws a right hand that misses
and Rude counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Rude displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Speed throws out the jab.
Rude darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Speed throws a body punch but Rude moves out of range.
Speed moves away from the strike by Rude.
Speed throws a body punch but Rude moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A punch combination from Rude misses.
Rude misses with a wild body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Speed there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nathan Speed dominated that round.
That's time! Rude's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Speed checks a leg kick.
Speed tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rude was well out of range. Poor timing from Speed.
Rude looks to land a left hand but Speed moved out of range nicely.
Speed lands with a right hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Rude as he connects with a hook.
Rude looks to land a combination but Speed avoids it well.
Speed throws a hook but Rude avoids it easily.
Rude changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Speed lands with a straight right. Rude didn't see that one coming.
Speed jabs at Rude's body.
Rude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Speed manages to avoid it.
Speed with a nice cross.
Rude ducks under a wild hook from Speed.
Rude on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Rude misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speed throws a shot to the body.
Rude takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Rude with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Speed to score with a decent uppercut.
Rude throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rude misses with a two punch combination.
Speed scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rude misses with an uppercut.
Rude takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Speed scores with a jab to the body.
Rude lands a nice hook to Speed's body. Speed takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Speed finds it's way through Rude's defenses.
Rude has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Rude there as he acknowledges the shot.

Rude is rocked!
Rude rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Speed scores with a counter punch that sends Rude to the canvas! Speed smells blood - he's punishing Rude with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Rude has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nathan Speed!
Nathan Speed is the new heavyweight champion!
Nathan Speed thanked the fans post fight for their support.