PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Olag Clubber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bariga Cocainich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clubber comes to the cage accompanied by Nyan Cat. The crowd seem to be enjoying Cocainich's choice of entrance music: Будущее 9эт . Bariga Cocainich is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Clubber
vs
Cocainich

180 cm
21
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

180 cm
30
250 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Olag Clubber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bariga Cocainich!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Eddie Farnsworth and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cocainich throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Clubber tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Cocainich is in Clubber's guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Clubber is looking to stand up but Cocainich isn't so interested in that idea.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Clubber throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cocainich in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cocainich wants to control from the top but Clubber keeps moving.
Cocainich advances to half guard.

Cocainich seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Clubber is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Bariga Cocainich!