PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gargantua Pantagruel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricardo Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pantagruel comes to the cage accompanied by THE MONSTER MASH! With the funniest video!. This should be a great matchup!

Pantagruel
vs
Brown

225 cm
26
300 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

190 cm
28
308 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gargantua Pantagruel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ricardo Brown!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pantagruel slips a jab from Brown.
Ricardo Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Pantagruel drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Brown not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Pantagruel passes into half guard.
Pantagruel will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Brown wants to get back to full guard.

Pantagruel is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Pantagruel wants to lay and pray for a moment but Brown keeps working.
Brown is looking to get back to full guard here but Pantagruel has managed to pass to side control instead.

Pantagruel in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Brown is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Gargantua Pantagruel!
Our winner, Gargantua Pantagruel, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.