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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Howard Moon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Moon has chosen Heartbeats as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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282 lbs
18 - 9 - 0 |
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245 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Howard Moon!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice straight punches there by Holyshit. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Holyshit.
Howard Moon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moon connects with a single shot there.
Holyshit lands a jab to the head.
Moon lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Moon swings for the body but Holyshit moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Holyshit throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Moon stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
A clash of legs there as Moon blocks the low kick.
Moon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
Moon lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Holyshit's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Holyshit duly obliges.
It looks like Howard Moon has been cut.
Moon misses with a looping right.
Sloppy strikes from Holyshit. Those never looked like landing.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Holyshit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Moon.
Moon misses with a right hand
and Holyshit counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A chopping leg kick lands by Holyshit.
Holyshit lands a nice leg kick that just misses Moon's sensitive parts.
Moon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moon looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Moon throws out a leg kick but Holyshit moves out of range and Moon only half commits.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moon. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holyshit. Moon does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holyshit walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Moon checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Moon.
Holyshit looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Moon blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Moon throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Holyshit stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Holyshit lets loose with a powerful body kick. Moon will feel that in the morning.
Holyshit tries a low kick but Moon avoids it.
Moon cracks the inside of Holyshit's front leg.
Moon blocks a low kick nicely.
Holyshit digs a good body shot into Moon's ribs.
Moon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Holyshit throws out the jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Moon throws a sloppy head kick
and Holyshit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holyshit. Moon does a little dance to reset his feet.
Moon attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A slow jab from Moon misses its intended target.
Holyshit throws a hook but Moon blocks it.
Moon misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit takes a swing at Moon's ribcage but misses.
Holyshit lands a right hook to the body.
Moon is looking to score with low kicks.
Moon is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Holyshit rather than just go for the knockout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moon. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holyshit moves out of range of the body kick from Moon.
Moon throws a jab when Holyshit was well out of range.
Holyshit misses with a hook. Moon ducked under it nicely.
Moon punishes Holyshit's body with a nice straight punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moon. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moon ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Moon connects with a leg kick. Holyshit looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Moon throws a looping overhand right but Holyshit ducks down to avoid it.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses.
Holyshit tries to work over Moon's front leg with a kick but Moon checks it.
Holyshit misses with a looping right.
Nice uppercut there from Moon.
Holyshit swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Holyshit misses with a low kick.
Moon fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Holyshit.
Holyshit moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Moon moves away from the strike by Holyshit.
Moon scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Moon throws an overhand right that lands on Holyshit's shoulder, as Holyshit tries to avoid the shot.
No joy there for Holyshit, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nice uppercut there from Moon.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Moon connects with a body shot.
Good exchange - Holyshit coming out on top.
Moon getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Holyshit throws a lazy uppercut
and Moon counters with a stiff right hand.
Moon misses with a looping left.
Moon moves out of range of the leg kick from Holyshit.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Moon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Holyshit slips under a jab from Moon.
Holyshit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Moon moves away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A cross from Moon lands.
Moon connects with a good right hand that stumbles Holyshit. Holyshit circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Moon connects with a single shot there.
Holyshit throws out a loose jab but Moon uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Evander Holyshit will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Howard Moon's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Moon throws a shot from downtown. Holyshit moves away and avoids it.
Moon digs a good body shot into Holyshit's ribs.
A slow jab from Holyshit misses its intended target.
Holyshit throws a body punch but Moon moves out of range.
Holyshit takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Moon gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Holyshit.
Moon throws a leg kick but Holyshit checks it.
Holyshit wants to land a leg kick but Moon is out of range.
Moon lands a leg kick that knocks Holyshit off balance momentarily.
Holyshit lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Evander Holyshit is winning the standup battle so far.
Sloppy strikes from Moon. Those never looked like landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moon.
Good leg kick by Moon there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Moon with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Holyshit tests Moon's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Moon.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit thows a body shot but no joy.
Moon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Holyshit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Moon was well out of range. Poor timing from Holyshit.
Moon stuns Holyshit with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Moon swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Moon misses the shot to the body.
Moon misses with a body shot
and Holyshit counters with a nice low kick that buckles Moon's knee momentarily.
Holyshit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Holyshit lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Holyshit misses with an uppercut.
Moon smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Moon lands a nice shot that snaps Holyshit's head back.
Holyshit lands a head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holyshit shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Holyshit there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Donk. Holyshit catches Moon right on the button with a cross.
Moon with a hook.
Moon throws a hook but Holyshit blocks it.
Holyshit dodges the punch combination from Moon.
A big right from Moon misses.
Holyshit misses the shot to the body.
Holyshit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Moon dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Moon looks to throw a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Moon ducks right into an uppercut from Holyshit.
Moon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Moon takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Holyshit lands a nice shot to the body.
Holyshit moves out of range of the leg kick from Moon.
Holyshit throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Holyshit throws a series of punches but Moon moves out of range.
Holyshit digs a good body shot into Moon's ribs.
Moon on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice body kick from Holyshit.
Moon is breathing heavily.
Moon lands a jab to Holyshit's midsection.
Moon is looking to chop away at Holyshit's legs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A punch combination from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Moon avoids the body shot from Holyshit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Holyshit there as he acknowledges the shot.
Holyshit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Holyshit throws out a leg kick but Moon moves out of range and Holyshit only half commits.
Holyshit tries to land a leg kick but Moon saw it coming and moves away.
Holyshit getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Moon moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Moon drops his hands momentarily and Holyshit takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Moon scores with a punch to the head.
Moon looks to throw the jab but Holyshit is out of range.
Holyshit throws a low kick but it's checked well by Moon.
Moon blocks a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Moon looks to land a left hand but Holyshit moved out of range nicely.
Holyshit throws a nice looking combination but Moon bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Moon. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Evander Holyshit dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Howard Moon's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Holyshit throws a shot to the body.
Moon lands with a right hand.
A good leg kick by Moon.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Moon.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit scores with a jab to the jaw.
Holyshit fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Moon blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Moon blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Moon lands with a cross.
Moon avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Moon throws a low kick but Holyshit moves out of range easily.
Moon lands with a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Holyshit moves out of range as Moon throws a body kick.
Moon misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Moon on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Holyshit throws a chopping leg kick but Moon manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Holyshit does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Moon just misses with a punch to the body.
Moon slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Moon misses with a looping left.
Holyshit scores with a punch to the head.
Moon ducks under a wild hook from Holyshit.
Moon pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Holyshit drops his hands momentarily and Moon takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Moon misses with a jab, cross combination.
Moon misses with an uppercut. Holyshit saw that one coming.
Moon takes a jab right on the kisser.
Moon throws a jab but it's blocked by Holyshit.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a low kick, looking for Moon's leg but Moon calmly moves out of range.
Moon turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Moon throws an overhand right that lands on Holyshit's shoulder, as Holyshit tries to avoid the shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Moon throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Holyshit's head.
It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Holyshit looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Moon swings widly with a right hand
and Holyshit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Howard Moon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Holyshit throws a leg kick
and Moon counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Holyshit closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Moon misses the shot to the body.
Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Holyshit throws a front kick aimed at Moon's knee but Moon avoids it well.
Holyshit throws a low kick but Moon avoids it.
Holyshit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Moon lands a right hook to the body.
Moon throws out a loose jab but Holyshit uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit tries a low kick but Moon avoids it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Holyshit.
Holyshit pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Moon punishes Holyshit's body with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Moon misses the target.
Moon throws the left hand but Holyshit avoids the punch easily.
Holyshit fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Moon does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Moon takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Moon looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.
Holyshit is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Moon connects with a good right hand that stumbles Holyshit. Holyshit circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Holyshit rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Moon moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Moon throws a hook to the side of Holyshit's head but Holyshit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Holyshit throws a body kick that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Moon checks a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Holyshit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Moon.
Good exchange - Moon coming out on top.
Holyshit looks to land a right hand but Moon moved out of range.
Moon tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Holyshit is able to avoid easily.
Moon misses with a kick to the body.
Holyshit throws an overhand right that lands on Moon's shoulder, as Moon tries to avoid the shot.
Holyshit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Moon was well out of range. Poor timing from Holyshit.
Moon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Holyshit throws out the jab.
Holyshit listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit misses with a head kick.
Moon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Moon scores with the left hand. Holyshit knows he should have avoided that one.
Holyshit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Moon.
And that's the end of the fight!
Howard Moon comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Holyshit has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Evander Holyshit!
An out of breath and clearly excited Evander Holyshit thanked TFP Graphics - Pit Inc for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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