PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ares Constantinides (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Constantinides might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to War by Judas Priest. Yerface is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: In Flames - Like You Better Dead. On his way into the cage it seems that Ares Constantinides has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ares Constantinides seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Constantinides
vs
Yerface

184 cm
29
217 lbs
26 - 12 - 1

190 cm
31
214 lbs
19 - 5 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ares Constantinides!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Joseph Jones and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Constantinides swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yerface tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Constantinides paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Yerface doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Constantinides counters with a nice low kick that buckles Yerface's knee momentarily.
Constantinides motions for Yerface to come forward. Constantinides throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Yerface scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Constantinides connects with a crisp jab.
Constantinides ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Yerface moves away.
Constantinides takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Constantinides throws a leg kick but Yerface checks it.

Yerface rushes Constantinides and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Constantinides letting Yerface take a breather here.
Yerface misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Constantinides.
Yerface misses with a hook from the clinch.
Yerface stalling against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Constantinides tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Yerface.
Constantinides throws an elbow that misses.
Yerface stalling in the clinch.
Constantinides working hard to break the clinch.
Yerface working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Yerface throws a knee to the head but misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Yerface swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Yerface throws an elbow but it misses.
Yerface tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Yerface scores with a hook to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Constantinides fails to land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Constantinides.
A nice right hand lands inside from Yerface.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constantinides lands a left hand that snaps the head of Yerface backwards.
Yerface holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Yerface tries to throw a body punch but Constantinides avoids it by throwing Yerface back against the cage.
Yerface misses with a short punch on the inside.

Yerface breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Constantinides misses with a takedown
and Yerface counters with a low kick, right behind Constantinides 's knee.
Constantinides throws a jab when Yerface was well out of range.
Yerface scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Constantinides on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Yerface. Yerface obviously looking to wear him down.
A punch combination from Constantinides misses.
Yerface digs a good body shot into Constantinides's ribs.
Yerface throws a shot to the body.
Constantinides throws a lazy uppercut
and Yerface counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Constantinides misses the jab.
A nice combination there by Yerface.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Yerface.
Yerface works the jab nicely.
Yerface looks to score with a jab to the body but Constantinides is just out of range.
Yerface tries to close the distance and clinch but Constantinides swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Constantinides. Yerface does a little dance to reset his feet.
Yerface swings widly with a right hand
enabling Constantinides to counter with a crisp jab.
Yerface avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yerface misses with a looping left.
Yerface throws a hook but Constantinides avoids it easily.
Yerface buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Constantinides misses with a leg kick
letting Yerface counter with a right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Constantinides cracks Yerface with a right hand to the side of the head.
Yerface looks to land a body kick but Constantinides moved away.
Constantinides throws a jab when Yerface was well out of range.
Yerface lands a leg kick that knocks Constantinides off balance momentarily.
Yerface lands a nice leg kick that just misses Constantinides's sensitive parts.
Constantinides on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Yerface gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Constantinides.
Yerface lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Yerface comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Constantinides motions for Yerface to come forward. Constantinides throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Constantinides rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Yerface cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A leg kick checked by Yerface.
Constantinides looks for a takedown but Yerface sprawls well.
Yerface feints a jab promting Constantinides to slip. Yerface then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Constantinides slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Constantinides fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Yerface manages to avoid it.
Constantinides just misses with a punch to the body.
Yerface tries a head kick but it misses.
Constantinides is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yerface.
Yerface attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Constantinides uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Yerface.
Yerface ducks under a wild hook from Constantinides.
Constantinides thumps Yerface with a low kick.
Yerface swings for the body but Constantinides moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Constantinides - just one landing.

It looks like Ima Yerface has been cut.
Constantinides looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Constantinides misses with an uppercut.
Yerface swings for the body but Constantinides moves out of range.
Constantinides tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Yerface paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constantinides avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yerface throws a head kick that misses.

Constantinides lands a head kick that stumbles Yerface and the fighters go to the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Constantinides stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Yerface swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Yerface is pulling down on Constantinides's head to control his posture.
Yerface trying to control the position.
Yerface tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Yerface is trying to control the position from the bottom.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Ima Yerface.
Constantinides connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Constantinides misses with a leg kick

and Yerface counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Constantinides can't find room to land a body shot as Yerface controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Constantinides's defenses.
Yerface tries to break the clinch but Constantinides is controlling the position.
Yerface doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Constantinides's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Yerface throws a head punch that misses.
Yerface looking to throw knees to the head but Constantinides is blocking nicely.
A nice left hand lands by Yerface.
Constantinides swings wildly with an uppercut but Yerface uses good head movement to avoid it.
Yerface blocks a body shot from Constantinides.
Yerface lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Yerface lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Constantinides backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Constantinides pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Constantinides throws a low kick but Yerface moves out of range easily.
Constantinides throws a leg kick which misses Yerface's front leg but catches the back leg as Yerface tries to avoid it.
Yerface tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Constantinides throws a lazy right hand but Yerface sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Constantinides throws a chopping leg kick but Yerface manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Yerface takes a swing at Constantinides's ribcage but misses.
Yerface shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Constantinides sprawls well. Constantinides wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Yerface gets slowly back to his feet.
Yerface wants to clinch up but Constantinides keeps it at a distance.
Constantinides shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Constantinides lands a nice hook to Yerface's body. Yerface takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface scoring well with a low kick there.
Yerface moves away from the strike by Constantinides.
Constantinides throws a low kick but Yerface avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Constantinides swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Yerface. Constantinides does a little dance to reset his feet.
Yerface attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Constantinides checks the leg kick nicely there.
Yerface misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Constantinides attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Constantinides looks to throw the jab but Yerface is out of range.
Yerface tries to land a front kick but Constantinides steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface lands a front kick.
Constantinides blocks a jab.
Yerface misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Constantinides.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ares Constantinides dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ima Yerface's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Constantinides swings for the body but Yerface moves out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Yerface looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Yerface thumps Constantinides with a low kick.
Constantinides is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Constantinides throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Yerface counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Yerface attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Yerface lands a nice looking body kick.
Constantinides is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Yerface.

Constantinides takes the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Yerface.
Yerface tries a body shot but Constantinides blocks it.
Constantinides trying to stall but Yerface improves his position.
Yerface slowing the pace effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constantinides lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Yerface.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Constantinides.
A body shot lands from Yerface.
Yerface has had enough of the clinch but Constantinides keeps him there for the moment.
Yerface taking a breather.
Ima Yerface seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Constantinides throws a punch but it's blocked by Yerface.
Yerface tries to land knees in the clinch but Constantinides avoids the damage to the body.
Yerface lands a left hand.
Constantinides avoiding damage as Yerface throws knees to the body.
Constantinides prevents a body shot from Yerface.
Yerface lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Yerface content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Yerface has a couple of punches blocked by Constantinides.
Constantinides can't find room to land a body shot as Yerface controls the action.
Yerface lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Constantinides backwards.
Yerface putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Constantinides in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Constantinides has a couple of punches blocked by Yerface.
Constantinides swings wildly with an uppercut but Yerface uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Yerface.
Yerface is trying to break the clinch but Constantinides is controlling him.
Yerface tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Constantinides's elbow.

Yerface breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Constantinides throws a leg kick that is checked
and Yerface counters with a left to the body.
Yerface jabs Constantinides to the body, keeping him at a distance.

Constantinides is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Yerface's half guard.
Constantinides trying to mount his opponent but Yerface defends it.
Yerface manages to get to full guard.
Constantinides postures up.
Yerface is looking to stand up but Constantinides isn't so interested in that idea.
Constantinides chips away with some ground and pound.
Constantinides trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Yerface manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Constantinides is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Constantinides wants to sweep but no luck.
Constantinides keeping moving, preventing Yerface from controlling successfully.
Yerface landing with the ground and pound.
Yerface missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yerface trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Constantinides looking to control.
Yerface passes into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ima Yerface comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Yerface has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 28:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ima Yerface!
An out of breath Ima Yerface thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.