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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gregg Valentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Valentine comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Downtown Swinga 96 by MOP kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 3 - 1, fighting out of New York, Henry Chinaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Gregg Valentine!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, John Roberts and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valentine thumps Chinaski with a low kick.
Chinaski's jab looks to have found its range, popping Valentine under the eye.
Chinaski moves out of range of the leg kick from Valentine.
Valentine thows a body shot but no joy.
Valentine misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Chinaski counters with a slapping leg kick.
Valentine fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Chinaski on the side of the head.
Valentine fails with a takedown attempt.
Chinaski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Valentine looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chinaski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Valentine moves out of range as Chinaski strikes.
Chinaski misses the shot to the body.
Chinaski lands a jab to Valentine's midsection.
Gregg Valentine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chinaski throws a nice outside leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Chinaski checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine throws a leg kick that misses.
Valentine misses with a body shot.
Valentine fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Valentine defending well as Chinaski loads up on a big left hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Valentine, as that shot connected.
Valentine displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chinaski throws out the jab.
Valentine lands a nice looking body shot.
Valentine on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
It looks like Gregg Valentine has been cut.
Valentine ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Valentine gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Valentine digs a good body shot into Chinaski's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Valentine tried to score with a low kick but Chinaski checks it.
Chinaski connects with a body shot that sends Valentine's belly button to the back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Valentine doesn't seem bothered though.
Valentine lands a body shot.
Chinaski tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chinaski swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Valentine is defended easily by Chinaski.
Henry Chinaski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gregg Valentine.
Valentine tries to clinch there but Chinaski circles away.
Valentine misses with a leg kick.
Valentine throws a leg kick
and Chinaski counters with an outside leg kick.
That kick from Valentine tenderised Chinaski's leg. Chinaski is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chinaski on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chinaski cracks the inside of Valentine's front leg.
Chinaski on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski defending well as Valentine loads up on a big left hand.
Chinaski looks to land a right hand but Valentine moved out of range.
Chinaski throws out a loose jab but Valentine uses good head movement to avoid it.
Henry Chinaski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chinaski throws a leg kick that misses.
Valentine keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chinaski.
Valentine ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Valentine fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Chinaski, pushing him back against the cage.
Valentine lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chinaski backwards.
Chinaski pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Chinaski tests Valentine's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Valentine throws a low kick, looking for Chinaski's leg but Chinaski calmly moves out of range.
Valentine is looking to chop away at Chinaski's legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valentine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Valentine is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Chinaski rather than just go for the knockout.
Valentine throws a hook but Chinaski blocks it.
Chinaski fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Valentine checks it well.
Chinaski fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Valentine has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Valentine is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Valentine tries to clinch up
and Chinaski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Valentine lands a leg kick that knocks Chinaski off balance momentarily.
Chinaski throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Valentine blocks a leg kick.
Valentine misses with a few strikes there.
Valentine misses with a jab to the body
and Chinaski counters with a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Henry Chinaski dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gregg Valentine's cut.
That's time! Chinaski's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Chinaski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chinaski looks to land a right hand but Valentine moved out of range.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but Valentine sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chinaski takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Valentine fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Chinaski checks it well.
A slapping leg kick lands for Valentine.
Valentine throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Chinaski's waist but Chinaski gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Valentine off to one side.
Valentine throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A head kick misses from Valentine.
Chinaski throws a lazy right hand but Valentine sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Valentine lands with a cross.
Valentine on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Valentine throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Henry Chinaski is winning the standup battle so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Valentine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Chinaski throws a chopping leg kick but Valentine manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Valentine fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Chinaski has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Chinaski throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Valentine tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Chinaski manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A swing and a miss from Valentine.
Valentine scores with a nice head shot.
Valentine walks into a stiff left hand from Chinaski.
Valentine scores with a leg kick.
Valentine loads up on a big right hand but Chinaski slips the punch.
Valentine scores with a nice strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski lands a high kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Valentine misses with a low kick.
Valentine shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Chinaski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chinaski scores with a nice head shot.
That has opened up Gregg Valentine's cut even more.
Valentine avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Chinaski connects with a nice looking jab.
Valentine misses with a low kick.
Valentine moves out of range of the body kick from Chinaski.
Chinaski uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Valentine throws a hook but Chinaski avoids it easily.
Valentine shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Chinaski is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chinaski takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Valentine fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Chinaski has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Valentine tries to clinch but Chinaski moves out of range.
Chinaski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Chinaski throws a sloppy head kick and Valentine moves out of range easily.
Valentine throws a leg kick but Chinaski checks it.
Valentine misses with a hook. Chinaski ducked under it nicely.
Valentine cracks Chinaski with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Chinaski lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Valentine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Valentine has a takedown stuffed.
Henry Chinaski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gregg Valentine.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Valentine moves away.
Valentine tries for a takedown but Chinaski sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Chinaski throws an off balance right hand
and Valentine counters with a two punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good exchange - Chinaski coming out on top.
Some wild striking there from Chinaski.
Valentine misses with a head kick.
Valentine cracks Chinaski with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chinaski just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Valentine just misses with a punch to the body.
A jab from Valentine misses.
Chinaski is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Valentine takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Henry Chinaski will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Gregg Valentine's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Chinaski attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The fight stays on the outside here - Valentine looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Valentine uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chinaski.
Both fighters circling a little - Chinaski finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Valentine connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Valentine swings for the body but Chinaski moves out of range.
Chinaski throws a low kick, looking for Valentine's leg but Valentine calmly moves out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Chinaski.
Valentine misses the shot to the body.
Chinaski lands a nice shot that snaps Valentine's head back.
Valentine lands a nice leg kick that just misses Chinaski's sensitive parts.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Valentine was well out of range. Poor timing from Chinaski.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Chinaski, right into the meat.
Valentine throws a leg kick but Chinaski checks it.
Valentine walks forward, straight into a front kick from Chinaski.
Valentine looks for the body kick but Chinaski saw that one coming.
Chinaski lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The cut above Gregg Valentine's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Chinaski lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Chinaski lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Chinaski catches Valentine with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Chinaski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Valentine.
Chinaski ducks under a wild hook from Valentine.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chinaski cracks Valentine with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Chinaski there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chinaski lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Valentine backs up against the cage.
Gregg Valentine's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Chinaski fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chinaski misses with a few strikes there.
Valentine takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Valentine is looking to score with low kicks.
Valentine checks a leg kick.
Chinaski throws a front kick aimed at Valentine's knee but Valentine avoids it well.
Valentine fails with a takedown attempt.
A shot to the body from Chinaski misses
and Valentine counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Valentine tried to score with a low kick but Chinaski checks it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Chinaski.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine misses with a body kick.
Chinaski stalks Valentine and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Valentine's face. Valentine staggers backwards, shaken.
Chinaski keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Valentine attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Chinaski throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Valentine takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Chinaski looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Valentine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chinaski was well out of range. Poor timing from Valentine.
Chinaski takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chinaski catches Valentine with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Valentine stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chinaski.
Chinaski fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Valentine checks it well.
Valentine goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Valentine misses.
Valentine's jab looks to have found its range, popping Chinaski under the eye.
Valentine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Valentine has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chinaski.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chinaski misses with a straight right.
Valentine is trying desperately to land a takedown but Chinaski is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Valentine.
Sloppy strikes from Chinaski. Those never looked like landing.
Chinaski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chinaski checks a leg kick.
Chinaski cracks a nice hook into Valentine's ribs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Chinaski. Valentine shrugs it off though.
Valentine walks into a stiff left hand from Chinaski.
A lazy body kick from Chinaski
and Valentine counters with a lovely shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Henry Chinaski clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Gregg Valentine's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Chinaski on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Valentine jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Valentine throws a body punch but Chinaski moves out of range.
Chinaski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Valentine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chinaski ducks under a wild hook from Valentine.
Valentine with a hook.
Chinaski takes a swing at Valentine's ribcage but misses.
Valentine throws a quick inside leg kick.
Chinaski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Valentine.
Valentine has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Valentine fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Valentine takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Chinaski checks a low kick from Valentine.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chinaski swings widly with a right hand
enabling Valentine to counter with a crisp jab.
Chinaski walks into a jab.
Chinaski motions for Valentine to come forward. Chinaski throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Valentine swings for the body but Chinaski moves out of range.
Chinaski avoids the body shot from Valentine.
Chinaski loads up on a big right hand but Valentine slips the punch.
Chinaski ducks under a wild hook from Valentine.
Chinaski tries a low kick but Valentine avoids it.
Chinaski checks a low kick from Valentine.
Chinaski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Valentine was well out of range. Poor timing from Chinaski.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a nice inside leg kick.
Chinaski avoids the body shot from Valentine.
Chinaski checks a low kick from Valentine.
Chinaski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A big right from Chinaski misses.
Chinaski avoids a kick to the body.
Valentine shoots in for a takedown but Chinaski shows good takedown defense.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice shot by Chinaski.
Chinaski stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Valentine.
Valentine stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Chinaski.
Chinaski gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Valentine's elbow.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chinaski.
Chinaski lands a body punch in the clinch.
Valentine lands with a left to the head.
Valentine goes for a takedown in the clinch but Chinaski prevents it.
Valentine is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Valentine swings wildly with an uppercut but Chinaski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Valentine can't find room to land a body shot as Chinaski controls the action.
Valentine throws a punch but it's blocked by Chinaski.
Valentine lands a body shot.
Valentine tries to work over Chinaski's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Valentine's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Valentine pushes Chinaski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valentine misses with the head strike.
Valentine tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chinaski's elbow.
Valentine goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Chinaski.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gregg Valentine's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Henry Chinaski!
A very excited looking Henry Chinaski made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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