PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Il (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grand Speed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Speed's choice of entrance music: Mad Sin / Rusty Nails. Kim Jong Il could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Grand Speed's chin.

Jong Il
vs
Speed

192 cm
27
265 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

210 cm
30
270 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kim Jong Il!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Grand Speed!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Ivan Kurochkin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Il misses with a hook.

Speed clinches up with Il and pushes him back against the cage.
Il scores with a shot to the side of Speed's head.
Speed blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Speed is leaning against Il and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Il blocks a body shot from Speed.
Speed misses with a hook from the clinch.
Speed blocks a body shot from Il.
Il tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Speed lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Il blocks a body shot from Speed.
Speed blocks an uppercut.
Speed tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Speed lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Il just leaning against Speed, taking a breather.
Speed throws a punch but it's blocked by Il.
Il struggles to land a body shot inside as Speed controls his hands.
A nice left hand lands by Speed.
Il blocks a body shot from Speed.
Il lands a left hand that snaps the head of Speed backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Il.
Speed misses with a punch on the inside.
Speed misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Il scores with a hook to the body.
Il working aggressively here.
Il scores with a shoulder strike.
Speed tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Il's elbow.
A body shot lands from Il.
Speed looks gassed!
Il tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Il lands a shot to the body.
Speed blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Still in the clinch, Il scores with a nice short uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Speed lands a left hand that snaps the head of Il backwards.

Il drags the fight down to the ground.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.

Il working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Speed doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Il is tightening it up a little... Speed has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Speed reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Speed taps out! Nice BJJ there by Il!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Kim Jong Il!
A victorious Kim Jong Il thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.