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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Frank Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Izzy Stradlin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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185 lbs
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186 cm
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198 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
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Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Izzy Stradlin!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Anthony Taglia and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd tries to close the distance and clinch but Stradlin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Turd tries to clinch but fails miserably
so Stradlin counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Stradlin stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Turd swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Turd tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Turd is looking to stand up but Stradlin isn't so interested in that idea.
Turd manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Stradlin is looking to get to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stradlin regains half guard.
Turd is trying to control. Stradlin wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stradlin gets back to full guard.
Stradlin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stradlin looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Turd slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Turd wants to control from the top but Stradlin keeps moving.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Frank Turd wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Turd tries to close the distance and clinch but Stradlin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Turd takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Stradlin fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Turd stalling.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Stradlin as Turd tries to tie him up.
Stradlin can't get the takedown.
Turd crunches a lovely knee into Stradlin's ribcage.
Stradlin manages to pull guard.
Stradlin wants to sweep but no luck.
Stradlin is controlling Turd's posture.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stradlin pushes a forearm under Turd's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Turd is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Izzy Stradlin!
After winning the bout, Izzy Stradlin thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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