PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Hoo Le Sheet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derrick Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoo Le Sheet comes to the cage accompanied by Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris Lyrics. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hoo Le Sheet
vs
Jones

199 cm
20
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

198 cm
20
295 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bruce Hoo Le Sheet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derrick Jones!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jonathan Paton and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hoo Le Sheet throws a shot to the body.
Jones shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hoo Le Sheet lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jones at a distance.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Hoo Le Sheet connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hoo Le Sheet keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hoo Le Sheet throws a leg kick but Jones sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hoo Le Sheet throws a good cross that connects.
Jones bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hoo Le Sheet scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jones in his tracks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones lands with a hook. Hoo Le Sheet tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Bruce Hoo Le Sheet has been cut.
Hoo Le Sheet ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hoo Le Sheet lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
Hoo Le Sheet motions for Jones to come forward. Hoo Le Sheet throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hoo Le Sheet moves away from the strike by Jones.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoo Le Sheet misses with a looping right.
Jones gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hoo Le Sheet throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hoo Le Sheet uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Hoo Le Sheet motions for Jones to come forward. Hoo Le Sheet throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hoo Le Sheet pinned against the cage. Hoo Le Sheet gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Hoo Le Sheet tries to land a leg kick but Jones saw it coming and moves away.
Hoo Le Sheet misses the jab.
A jab from Jones misses.
A big right from Jones misses.
Jones tries to move into range but Hoo Le Sheet moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoo Le Sheet uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Hoo Le Sheet throws a solid leg kick but Jones takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hoo Le Sheet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Hoo Le Sheet does a little dance to reset his feet.
No luck for Hoo Le Sheet with that takedown attempt.
Hoo Le Sheet on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones lands with a nice body punch.
A bone on bone clash there as Jones blocks the leg kick.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hoo Le Sheet.
Jones lands with a cross.
Hoo Le Sheet's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jones under the eye.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Jones swings widly with a right hand
and Hoo Le Sheet counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Hoo Le Sheet counters with a straight right hand.
Jones might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Jones thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jones throws a hook but Hoo Le Sheet avoids it easily.
Hoo Le Sheet lands a body shot.
Hoo Le Sheet jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jones misses with a takedown attempt - Hoo Le Sheet sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bruce Hoo Le Sheet has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Derrick Jones.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hoo Le Sheet slips a jab from Jones.
Hoo Le Sheet bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hoo Le Sheet swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Jones gets caught flat footed, as Hoo Le Sheet shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hoo Le Sheet works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Hoo Le Sheet prevents Jones from improving his position.
Jones moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Hoo Le Sheet content to stall in guard here.
Hoo Le Sheet trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hoo Le Sheet connects with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hoo Le Sheet looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Hoo Le Sheet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bruce Hoo Le Sheet's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hoo Le Sheet manages to avoid it.
Hoo Le Sheet fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jones is out of range.
Jones throws a sloppy body shot
and Hoo Le Sheet cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Jones throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Hoo Le Sheet was covering up waiting for the punch and Jones finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Jones must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hoo Le Sheet striking off his back but it's not causing Jones any problems.
Jones wants to control from the top but Hoo Le Sheet keeps moving.
Jones controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Jones is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Hoo Le Sheet is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Hoo Le Sheet has escaped and now he's on top!
Jones avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones can't keep his opponent in guard - Hoo Le Sheet advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hoo Le Sheet is thwarting Jones's attempts to control the position.
Hoo Le Sheet is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Hoo Le Sheet dominating with strikes here.

It looks like Derrick Jones has been cut.
Jones takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Hoo Le Sheet's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bruce Hoo Le Sheet!
Bruce Hoo Le Sheet managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, KAISER, into his post fight interview.