PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Voitto Putkimies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uriel Sheet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Putkimies comes into the arena with Tik Tak - Heilutaan blaring out of the sound system. Uriel Sheet will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Putkimies
vs
Sheet

179 cm
26
230 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

205 cm
26
230 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!
Brute

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155
Happy Pills (Video Proof 159Q, $30)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Voitto Putkimies!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Uriel Sheet!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Putkimies punishes Sheet's body with a nice straight punch.
Putkimies throws a low kick, looking for Sheet's leg but Sheet calmly moves out of range.
Sheet keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Putkimies tries to clinch up but Sheet circles away and keeps his distance.
Putkimies throws a combination. Sheet tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Uriel Sheet has been cut.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sheet, as that shot connected.
Sheet uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Putkimies.
A punch combination from Putkimies misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sheet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A swing and a miss from Sheet.
Putkimies blocks a jab.
Sheet misses with a hook
and Putkimies counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Putkimies misses with a wild body shot.
Putkimies fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sheet has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheet. Putkimies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheet fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Putkimies bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sheet's head.
Sheet ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Putkimies moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Putkimies fails with an attempt to clinch.
Putkimies fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sheet bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Putkimies's head backwards.
Putkimies throws a leg kick which misses Sheet's front leg but catches the back leg as Sheet tries to avoid it.
Putkimies lands a leg kick that knocks Sheet off balance momentarily.
Putkimies looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sheet's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Putkimies connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sheet scrambles back to his feet.
Sheet pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Putkimies swings for the body but Sheet moves out of range.
Putkimies fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Putkimies misses with a jab, cross combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheet. Putkimies does a little dance to reset his feet.
Putkimies tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sheet swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sheet looks to score with a jab to the body but Putkimies is just out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Putkimies swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheet looks to land a right hand but Putkimies moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheet throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Putkimies lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Putkimies throws a series of punches but Sheet moves out of range.
Putkimies takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sheet misses the shot to the body.
Sheet fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Putkimies manages to avoid it.
A cross from Sheet lands.

It looks like Voitto Putkimies has been cut.
A punch lands to the side of Sheet 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Putkimies walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Putkimies throws a shot from downtown. Sheet moves away and avoids it.
Sheet lands a jab to the nose.
Putkimies scores with a leg kick.
Sheet misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Putkimies.
Sheet misses the jab.
Putkimies throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Putkimies throws a leg kick which misses Sheet's front leg but catches the back leg as Sheet tries to avoid it.
Sheet takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Sheet swinging wildly here.
Sheet misses with a two punch combination.
Sheet throws a body punch but Putkimies moves out of range.
Putkimies misses with a double jab.
Putkimies is looking to wear down Sheet with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A looping hook to the body misses from Putkimies. Sheet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheet throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Putkimies on the side of the head.
Sheet lands a right hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Putkimies throws a series of punches but Sheet avoids them all with ease.
Putkimies misses the shot to the body.
Sheet scores with a crisp jab that stopped Putkimies in his tracks.
Putkimies misses with an uppercut
and Sheet counters with a huge left! Putkimies is in big trouble! He's backing up but Sheet isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Putkimies from any more damage. A dominating finish by Sheet!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Uriel Sheet!
A victorious Uriel Sheet thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.