PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Twist Kick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Twist Kick is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu
vs
Kick

196 cm
25
225 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

206 cm
25
266 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Twist Kick!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kick looks to score with a jab to the body but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is just out of range.
Kick connects with a leg kick. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kick moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A combination from Kick does no damage.

Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu clinches with his opponent.
Kick prevents Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu from breaking the clinch.
Kick keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's efforts to push away.
Kick is trying to pull guard but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has him pressed against the cage.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is pushing Kick up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to break free but Kick pushes him back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu prevents a takedown attempt there.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kick drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Twist Kick.
Kick takes a shot to the head.

It looks like Twist Kick has been cut.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kick has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu after a bit of a struggle.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Kick trying to control the position but instead, Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kick into the cage.
Kick has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu stalling the fight.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to circle away but Kick has him pinned against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kick is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to break free.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with a shot to the side of Kick's head.
Kick throws a head punch that misses.
Still in the clinch, Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to circle away but Kick has him pinned against the cage.

Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu manages to break the clinch.

Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu rushes Kick and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kick tries for a takedown but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu manages to get underhooks.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kick connects with a high kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kick throws a head kick that half lands.

Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets a clinch.
Kick wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kick wants to take the fight to the mat but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands an uppercut.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu blocks an elbow strike from Kick.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to break the clinch but can't.

Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu breaks from the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu swinging wildly here.
Kick lands a nice looking body kick.
Kick loses concentration momentarily and Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Kick crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu!