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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luola Mies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cabbage Patched (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mies comes to the cage accompanied by Can't be touched. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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280 lbs
22 - 12 - 0 |
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276 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Luola Mies!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cabbage Patched!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paulsen Ambrosius and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mies takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Patched scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Mies is looking for a sweep.
Mies dodges the ground and pound from Patched.
Patched misses with the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Patched throws a strike aimed at the side of Mies's head but Mies avoids it well.
Mies can't do much from the bottom here.
Mies avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Patched.
Patched connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Mies some visible discomfort.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Patched throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
The strikes coming from Patched are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Patched in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Mies takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mies is trying to control Patched's posture but Patched avoids it.
An elbow from Patched crashes against the mat.
Patched cracks Mies with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Mies defending against the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mies is trying to get back to half guard.
Patched throws an elbow but Mies slips to the side and avoids it well.
Patched scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Mies to see if he's OK.
Patched in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Patched connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Mies some visible discomfort.
Patched wants to take a breather but Mies manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Patched.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Patched with a flurry of punches that miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patched stands up over Mies, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Patched scoring with punches to the head and body.
Patched is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Mies looking to control.
Patched landing some decent shots from guard.
Mies wants to sweep here but Patched controlling him for the moment.
Patched trying to control the position from guard on top but Mies is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mies tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patched throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Patched slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Patched looking to pass the guard.
Patched trying to control the position from guard on top but Mies is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Patched is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Cabbage Patched has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Patched misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mies counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Mies is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Patched.
Patched misses with an attempted mid kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patched misses with a lunging right hand
and Mies counters with a thumping low kick.
A shot to the body from Mies misses
and Patched counters with a right hand to the body.
Patched feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mies's calf.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Patched lands with a cross.
Mies lands the left hand.
It looks like Cabbage Patched has been cut.
Mies misses with a low kick as Patched jumps back.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A telegraphed right hand from Mies misses the target.
Patched avoids a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cabbage Patched dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Cabbage Patched's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
That kick from Patched tenderised Mies's leg. Mies is trying to keep his angry face on.
Mies scores with a jab to the jaw.
Mies lands with a hook. Patched tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Patched gets a takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mies trying to control from the bottom.
Mies tries to roll over but Patched keeps him under control.
Patched trying to control from Mies's half guard. Mies has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Mies can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Patched controls the pace.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mies looking to hit a scissor sweep but Patched is one step ahead there.
Patched controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Patched is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Patched trying to control but Mies is working from the bottom.
Mies looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Cabbage Patched has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patched trying to control but Mies is working from the bottom.
Patched slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Mies misses with a strike from the bottom.
Mies wants to control but Patched postures up.
Patched lands an elbow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Patched is looking to take a break and control but Mies is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Mies is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mies blocking the ground and pound attempt from Patched.
Patched missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mies keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Well, if Patched is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Patched trying to control from half guard but Mies is working away.
Patched not doing much here.
Patched scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patched seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mies does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mies is trying to maintain the position but Patched is very close to passing his half guard.
Patched trying to control from half guard but Mies is working away.
Patched is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mies defends it well.
Patched not landing any meaningful shots this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Patched connects with a nice short shot to Mies's temple.
Mies is looking to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cabbage Patched showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Cabbage Patched's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Patched fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mies is out of range.
Mies tries to sprawl but Patched drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Mies wants to control but Patched is keeping busy.
Mies is refusing to be controlled, as Patched sits in half guard.
Patched controlling the action here.
Patched trying to mount his opponent but Mies defends it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Patched sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mies defending well though.
Patched thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Mies's head.
Mies on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Patched looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Patched trying to control the action but Mies is working from the bottom.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Patched in particular looking to stall.
Mies is staying active underneath Patched, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Patched content to control rather than advance.
Patched thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Mies's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mies has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Patched is working away from the top position though.
Cabbage Patched has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Mies cracks Patched with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Patched thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mies misses with a double jab.
Mies is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Patched tries to keep at a distance but Mies has taken the fight into the clinch.
Patched tries to score a body lock takedown but Mies shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Mies misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mies is looking to break free of the clinch but Patched has double underhooks.
Patched presses Mies against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mies misses with a hook to the ribs.
Patched lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mies working aggressively here.
Mies utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Patched takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mies lands with a light punch inside.
Mies throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Mies wants to get back to striking at distance but Patched won't allow it.
Mies lands with a right to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mies misses with some punches.
Patched lands a hook that snaps the head of Mies backwards.
Mies pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
An inside leg kick from Mies misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patched motions for Mies to come forward. Patched throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Luola Mies is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Patched looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Patched fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Patched slips a jab and a cross from Mies.
Mies clinches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mies manages to break the clinch.
Patched throws a leg kick which misses Mies's front leg but catches the back leg as Mies tries to avoid it.
Patched connects with the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Cabbage Patched just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Cabbage Patched's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Patched misses with the combination.
Mies throws a leg kick but Patched moved away.
A low kick from Mies is predictable there
and Patched counters with a nice low kick that buckles Mies's knee momentarily.
Mies slips a straight right by Patched.
Luola Mies seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Patched checks a leg kick.
Mies throws out a powerful jab.
Mies moves in looking to clinch but Patched pushes him off.
Patched lands with an overhand left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Patched throws out a leg kick but Mies moves out of range and Patched only half commits.
Patched thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mies connects with a high kick.
That has opened up Cabbage Patched's cut even more.
Mies slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Patched shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Mies defends it nicely.
Mies dips to his left and cracks Patched with an uppercut!
The cut above Cabbage Patched's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patched throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mies tries to clinch there but Patched circles away.
Patched throws a solid leg kick but Mies takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Patched.
Mies throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mies misses with a double jab
and Patched counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mies looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mies throws a head kick but Patched moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mies walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mies.
Mies tries to land a front kick but Patched steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Mies slips a jab and a cross from Patched.
Mies lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mies misses with a double jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Patched checks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Mies.
A swing and a miss from Mies.
Mies misses with a head kick.
Patched moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mies looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mies misses with an uppercut.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mies smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Luola Mies had his way with Cabbage Patched in that round.
The cut man is working on Cabbage Patched's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Patched with a nice cross.
Patched closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Patched shoots in but no luck this time.
Patched circles away from the clinch attempt
and Patched counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Mies's guard now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mies wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Patched's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Patched scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Patched postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Patched throwing strikes from guard but Mies blocks nicely.
Patched cracks Mies with a solid left hand.
Patched trying to control but Mies is working from the bottom.
Patched throws a big elbow that misses.
Patched trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Patched lands a couple of elbows.
Patched looking to sit in guard and control but Mies gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Mies avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patched manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Patched trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Patched postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Mies looks a forlorn figure.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mies keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Mies wants to control but Patched is having none of it.
Patched scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Mies?
Luola Mies has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Patched with good strikes from the mount here!
Mies is desperately trying to improve his position but Patched has a good base and remains in mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Patched with a couple of short strikes.
Mies takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Patched's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cabbage Patched! Cabbage Patched retains his super heavyweight title!
A very excited looking Cabbage Patched made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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