PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and nate bananahammock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). nate bananahammock is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Smith
vs
bananahammock

162 cm
22
141 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
130 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Pure Fight Science

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jimmy Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, nate bananahammock!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Ren Mimura and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
bananahammock looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
A right-left combo lands from Smith.
Smith fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. bananahammock looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
bananahammock misses with a double jab.
bananahammock shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Smith misses with a few strikes there.
Smith fails to land with a series of punches.
Smith throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Smith throws a leg kick but bananahammock sees it coming and checks it nicely.
bananahammock avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
bananahammock fails with the takedown.
Smith lands with an overhand left.
bananahammock misses with a takedown attempt - Smith sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jimmy Smith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of nate bananahammock.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smith throws a series of punches but bananahammock avoids them all with ease.
bananahammock takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Smith scores with a crisp jab that stopped bananahammock in his tracks.
Smith scores with a jab to the jaw.
Smith tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
nate bananahammock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith throws a solid leg kick but bananahammock takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Smith.
Smith displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
bananahammock uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Smith.
Smith throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nice body punch from Smith.
bananahammock throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Smith closes the distance and lands a one-two.
No luck for bananahammock with that takedown attempt.
bananahammock takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Smith throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
bananahammock takes a jab right on the kisser.
bananahammock closes the distance and clinches up with Smith, looking for a takedown. bananahammock pushes Smith against the cage but Smith circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Smith is looking to wear down bananahammock with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
bananahammock takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A left and a right from Smith both land. Nice combination.
Smith throws a leg kick but bananahammock checks it.
Smith lands a head shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Smith looks to land a combination but bananahammock avoids it well.
Smith swings away with a leg kick that misses.
bananahammock on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Smith throws a right and a left that bananahammock avoids nicely.
Smith tries to bum rush bananahammock with a series of wild strikes but bananahammock uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Smith moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Smith misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smith looks to throw the jab but bananahammock is out of range.
bananahammock takes one to the chin there.
Smith misses with a leg kick.
Smith misses with the combination.
Smith will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Smith is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Smith throws a sloppy head kick and bananahammock moves out of range easily.
Smith throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Smith misses with the combination.
Smith misses with a few strikes there.
bananahammock takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Smith is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Smith swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Smith scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
bananahammock looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Smith is fending him off so far but bananahammock persists. Nope, Smith circles away and we're back to standing.
Smith misses with a low kick.
Smith lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Smith throws a right hand that bananahammock ducks under and follows up with a left that bananahammock also avoids with ease.
Smith scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
bananahammock on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Smith throws a right and a left that bananahammock avoids nicely.
Smith swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Smith scores with a jab to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Smith looks to land a body kick but bananahammock moved away.
Some wild striking there from Smith.
Smith lands a straight punch to the body, keeping bananahammock at a distance.
Smith scores with a one two! bananahammock had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Smith throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Smith lands a really nice looking cross but bananahammock seems unphased.
Smith misses with a double jab.
Jimmy Smith is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
bananahammock avoids a punch combination nicely.
Smith misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smith works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A punch combination from Smith misses.
Smith throws a front kick aimed at bananahammock's knee but bananahammock avoids it well.
Smith motions for bananahammock to come forward. Smith throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Smith is working the combinations to good effect here.
bananahammock blocks a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmy Smith dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Smith works over bananahammock's head and body with a nice combination.
bananahammock throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
bananahammock shoots in and drives through. Smith sprawls well.
bananahammock misses with a takedown attempt - Smith sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
bananahammock checks the leg kick.
Smith throws a combination but it was largely blocked by bananahammock.
bananahammock fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jimmy Smith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of nate bananahammock.
Smith fails to land with a series of punches.
bananahammock drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Smith thows a body shot but no joy.
Smith misses with a jab, cross combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
bananahammock misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smith smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Smith connects with a nice looking jab.
bananahammock is breathing heavily.
Smith throws a combination. bananahammock tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Smith's corner calls for a 1-2. Smith obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith throws a right hand that bananahammock ducks under and follows up with a left that bananahammock also avoids with ease.
Smith bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Smith tries to bum rush bananahammock with a series of wild strikes but bananahammock uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Smith connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
bananahammock takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Smith displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Smith lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Smith keeps the fight on the outside.
bananahammock throws a leg kick that misses.
Smith misses with the combination.
Smith connects with a single shot there.
Smith dips to his left and cracks bananahammock with an uppercut!
A combination from Smith does no damage.
Smith throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
bananahammock takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Smith misses with a wild combination.
bananahammock is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Smith throws a nice looking combination but bananahammock bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
bananahammock has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Smith lands a jab-cross combination.
bananahammock takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Smith stuns bananahammock with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
bananahammock on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Smith checks a low kick from bananahammock.
bananahammock takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
bananahammock checks a leg kick nicely.
Smith scores with a nice head shot.
A combination from Smith does no damage.
bananahammock takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Smith scores with a three punch combo!
A leg kick checked by bananahammock.
A punch combination from Smith misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smith misses with a jab, cross combination.
Smith lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Smith misses with a double jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Smith.
bananahammock takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Smith lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Smith misses with a double jab.
bananahammock slips a jab and a cross from Smith.
Smith lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Smith moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
bananahammock takes one on the button.
Smith scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Smith moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Smith misses with the combination.
Smith motions for bananahammock to come forward. Smith throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Smith scores with a shot to the body.
Some wild striking there from Smith.
Smith looks to land a combination but bananahammock avoids it well.
No joy there for Smith, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Smith rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but bananahammock moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
bananahammock takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
bananahammock ducks right into an uppercut from Smith.
Smith lands with a nice combination. bananahammock backs away looking to recover.
Smith throws a series of strikes that have bananahammock backpedaling.
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jimmy Smith is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
bananahammock doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Smith throws a series of strikes that have bananahammock backpedaling.
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A combination from Smith does no damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmy Smith dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Smith scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Smith fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Smith throws a right and a left that bananahammock avoids nicely.
Smith lands a jab to the head.
bananahammock throws a hook but Smith avoids it easily.
Smith throws a one two combo.
bananahammock wants to clinch.
Smith lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Smith misses with a double jab.
bananahammock takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smith connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Nice uppercut lands for Smith. That snapped bananahammock's head back.
Smith works the jab nicely.
Smith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
bananahammock dodges the punch combination from Smith.
Smith fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith moves into range and connects with a jab.
bananahammock dodges the punch combination from Smith.
Smith lands a body shot.
A cross from Smith lands.
Smith throws a combination but it was largely blocked by bananahammock.
Smith connects with a body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Smith.
Smith misses with a two punch combination.
Smith with a jab.
Smith looks to land a combination but bananahammock avoids it well.
Smith throws a one two combo.
Smith misses with the combination.
A combination from Smith does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
bananahammock jabbing away but nothing is landing.
bananahammock is trying desperately to land a takedown but Smith is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for bananahammock.
Smith fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. bananahammock looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
bananahammock checks a leg kick.
bananahammock dodges the punch combination from Smith.
Smith throws a series of punches but bananahammock moves out of range.
Smith wants to slow bananahammock down by chopping away at his legs.
bananahammock on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Smith jabs bananahammock right on the nose. bananahammock blinks but takes it well.
Smith goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
bananahammock shoots in for a takedown but Smith shows good takedown defense.
Smith lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as bananahammock backs up against the cage.
bananahammock misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smith shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has bananahammock pinned against the cage. bananahammock gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
bananahammock avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
bananahammock fails with the takedown.
Smith displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Smith waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract bananahammock.
Smith scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Smith misses with a wild combination.
Smith misses with a wild combination.
Smith fakes a jab and throws a low kick but bananahammock checks it well.
Smith misses with a few strikes there.
Smith throws a nice looking combination but bananahammock bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Smith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Smith lands a glancing blow to the side of bananahammock's head.
Smith connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Smith throws a series of punches but bananahammock avoids them all with ease.
Smith throws a shot from downtown. bananahammock moves away and avoids it.
Smith scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Smith listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by Smith as he connects with a hook.
bananahammock doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Smith misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Smith throws a big shot that misses.
Smith throws a right hand that bananahammock ducks under and follows up with a left that bananahammock also avoids with ease.
Smith throws a right and a left that bananahammock avoids nicely.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
nate bananahammock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Smith throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smith's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Smith duly obliges.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jimmy Smith showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Smith has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jimmy Smith!