PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mad Bomber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xavier Zoolander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Bomber
vs
Zoolander

173 cm
23
160 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

181 cm
26
155 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mad Bomber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Xavier Zoolander!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Ivan Kurochkin and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoolander lands a nice looking body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zoolander.

Zoolander gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Zoolander with a knee to the head.
Bomber is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Zoolander lands a damaging elbow.
Bomber has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Zoolander after a bit of a struggle.
Zoolander connects with a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A frustrated look appears on Bomber's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A knee to the head by Zoolander.
Zoolander is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Bomber is breathing heavily.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoolander.
Zoolander utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Zoolander scores with a knee to the head.

Bomber is rocked!
Zoolander putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Bomber in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Oh Bomber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zoolander lands an elbow inside.
Zoolander pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Bomber! Zoolander unloads with more strikes and Bomber sinks to his knees! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Xavier Zoolander!
A relieved looking Xavier Zoolander thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.