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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeremy Staton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Staton is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Puff, The Magic Dragon. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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265 lbs
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Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jeremy Staton!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Saam Ante and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Staton manages to avoid it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Staton.
Sheen scores with a hook.
Staton misses with a straight right.
Staton scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Sheen moves out of range as Staton strikes.
Sheen takes a swing at Staton's ribcage but misses.
Sheen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Sheen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Staton takes a swing at Sheen's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen throws a series of strikes that have Staton backpedaling.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Staton.
Staton explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Staton.
Staton misses with a body shot.
Staton throws a lazy head kick
and Sheen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Staton misses with a low kick.
Staton checks a leg kick.
Staton displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sheen throws out the jab.
Sheen lands a jab to the nose.
Sheen slips a jab from Staton.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Staton is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Sheen.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Staton dips to his left and cracks Sheen with an uppercut!
Sheen throws a shot to the body.
Sheen checks a low kick from Staton.
Staton takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Sheen with a hook.
Sheen scores with a jab to the head.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sheen looks to land a combination but Staton avoids it well.
Nice shot by Sheen.
Staton misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Staton keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Staton is looking to clinch.
Sheen lands with a cross.
A telegraphed right hand from Staton misses the target.
Sheen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from Sheen finds it's way through Staton's defenses.
Staton finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sheen avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sheen darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Staton fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sheen connects with a body shot that sends Staton's belly button to the back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Staton manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Sheen misses the body punch
and Sheen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Staton manages to avoid it.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Staton is just out of range.
Sheen misses with a looping right.
Staton with a hook.
Staton throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sheen throws a solid leg kick but Staton takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Sheen.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen misses with a hook.
Sheen throws a looping overhand right but Staton ducks down to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Staton keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sheen throws a hook but Staton avoids it easily.
Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Staton throws a hook to the side of Sheen's head but Sheen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sheen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Staton misses with a low kick.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Staton in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Sheen gets tackled into the cage by Staton. Staton maintains the clinch.
Staton working aggressively here.
Sheen tries to throw a body punch but Staton avoids it by throwing Sheen back against the cage.
Staton swings wildly with an uppercut but Sheen uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Sheen fails to land.
Staton misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sheen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Staton lands a right hand.
A short right from Staton.
Sheen is working Staton over against the cage.
Staton doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sheen presses Staton against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Staton creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen has Staton pressed against the cage, preventing Staton from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Sheen lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sheen working aggressively here.
Staton pushes Sheen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sheen working aggressively here.
Sheen tries to work over Staton's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sheen blocks a body shot from Staton.
Sheen is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Staton misses with a punch to the body.
Staton misses with the head strike.
Staton lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sheen backwards.
Staton misses with a punch to the body.
Staton throws a head punch that misses.
Sheen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Sheen blocking some punches.
Staton lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sheen backwards.
Staton misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sheen stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A right hand to the body from Sheen.
Staton misses with a hook from the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Staton prevents a body shot from Sheen.
Staton lands a body shot.
Staton tries to throw a body punch but Sheen avoids it by throwing Staton back against the cage.
Sheen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Sheen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Sheen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sheen struggles to land a body shot inside as Staton controls his hands.
Sheen blocks an uppercut.
Sheen blocking some punches.
Sheen breaks the clinch.
Sheen slips a jab from Staton.
Staton throws a solid leg kick but Sheen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Staton.
Sheen cracks Staton with an open hand slap.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Staton misses with a body punch
and Sheen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice jab there from Sheen.
Sheen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Staton uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sheen.
Sheen misses with an uppercut.
Sheen scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen throws a shot to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Sheen gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Staton blocks a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jeremy Staton will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Charlie Sheen's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Staton misses with a hook to the body
and Sheen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Sheen throws a lazy uppercut
and Staton counters with a low kick, right behind Sheen 's knee.
A swing and a miss from Staton.
Staton thuds a left hand into Sheen's body.
Staton displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sheen throws out the jab.
Staton misses with a low kick.
Sheen on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Staton dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Staton is just out of range.
Sheen fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Staton looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sheen throws a leg kick that is checked
and Staton counters with an inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Staton tries a head kick but it misses.
Staton takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Staton defending well as Sheen loads up on a big left hand.
Sheen swings for the body but Staton moves out of range.
Sheen scores with a crisp jab that stopped Staton in his tracks.
Staton avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Sheen throws a body punch but Staton moves out of range.
Staton fails with an attempt to clinch.
A shot to the body from Sheen misses
and Staton counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Sheen throws a right hand that misses
and Staton counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Charlie Sheen is winning the standup battle so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen avoids the body shot from Staton.
Sheen cracks Staton with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Staton ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sheen moves away.
Sheen lands with a nice combination. Staton backs away looking to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Staton takes one to the side of the head.
Staton is rocked!
Sheen cracks Staton with a hook to the temple - Staton is on wobbly legs here! Sheen swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Staton falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Sheen wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Charlie Sheen!
Our winner, Charlie Sheen, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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