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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eoin Lock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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25
225 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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200 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eoin Lock!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lock turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is breathing heavily.
A slapping body kick lands there for Lock.
Nice sprawl there from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu as Lock shoots in.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu throws a combination that misses
and Lock counters with a flying knee. Nice.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lock lands a big head kick that sends Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tumbling to the mat! Lock takes a step backwards and waves Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is rocked!
It looks like Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has been cut.
Lock connects with a superb combination that knocks Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Lock before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eoin Lock!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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