PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Aki Sunn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sunn's entrance music is Yngwie Malmsteen Rising Force. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Sunn
vs
Turd

175 cm
24
168 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

175 cm
30
163 lbs
13 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aki Sunn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, David Schapiro and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A right-left combo lands from Turd.
A head kick misses from Sunn.
Sunn lands a slapping body shot.
A cross from Sunn lands.
A jab from Turd does it's job there.
Sunn throws a sloppy head kick and Turd moves out of range easily.
Turd looks to land a combination but Sunn avoids it well.
Turd throws a leg kick but Sunn sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Turd connects with a leg kick. Sunn looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sunn has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Turd.
Turd misses with the combination.
Turd walks into a straight right hand from Sunn.
Sunn thuds a left hand into Turd's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sunn jabs Turd to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A jab from Sunn misses.
Sunn scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sunn throws out a powerful jab.
Sunn scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick and Sunn moves out of range easily.
Sunn throws a body punch but Turd moves out of range.
Turd misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sunn avoids the body shot from Turd.
Sunn thows a body shot but no joy.
A lazy left from Sunn finds it's target.
Sunn lands with a good body shot.
Sunn misses with an uppercut
and Turd counters with a leg kick.
Turd throws the kick towards the body but Sunn avoids it.
A cross from Sunn lands.
Sunn stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Sunn wants it to stay on the feet.
Aki Sunn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sunn scores with a nice right hand.
Turd fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Turd takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Turd gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Turd escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Sunn gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Turd looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sunn is one step ahead there.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Sunn's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Turd trying to keep a closed guard but Sunn is proving a slippery customer.
Turd working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sunn.

Sunn got a little sloppy there for a moment and Turd has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Sunn has managed to get both his arms back between Turd's legs - danger averted.
Sunn postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Turd escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Sunn gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Sunn accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Sunn looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Turd looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Sunn is defending well. Turd quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Sunn has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Turd celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). One Turd!