PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sweeney Todd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Todd comes to the cage accompanied by Never Forget, Never Forgive... Limberdinkle has chosen BLUNT- The Iron Maiden as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Todd
vs
Limberdinkle

169 cm
27
154 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

167 cm
28
163 lbs
24 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sweeney Todd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Urinus Limberdinkle!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses.
Todd scores with a head kick.
Limberdinkle uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Todd.
Todd checks a leg kick.
Todd connects with a body shot.
Limberdinkle throws a half hearted mid kick.
Limberdinkle moves in looking to clinch but Todd pushes him off.
Limberdinkle slips under a jab from Todd.
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Todd avoids the body shot from Limberdinkle.
Todd uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Limberdinkle.
Todd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Limberdinkle was well out of range. Poor timing from Todd.
Todd throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Limberdinkle connects with a body shot.
Limberdinkle walks into a stiff left hand from Todd.
A head kick from Limberdinkle lands but Todd takes it in his stride.

It looks like Sweeney Todd has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A good leg kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Todd wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Limberdinkle slips a jab from Todd.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Todd fails with a takedown attempt.
Todd dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Limberdinkle has closed the distance and engaged Todd in a clinch.
Limberdinkle pushes Todd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Todd tries to throw a body punch but Limberdinkle avoids it by throwing Todd back against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Todd.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Limberdinkle avoiding damage.
Todd swings wildly with an uppercut but Limberdinkle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Limberdinkle stalling in the clinch but Todd improves position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Todd lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Limberdinkle leaning against his opponent.
Limberdinkle missing with knees to the body.
Todd blocks a punch to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Todd throws a head punch that misses.
Todd swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Todd tries to work over Limberdinkle's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Todd takes a knee right on the jaw!
Todd wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it misses.
Limberdinkle trying to land knees to the body.
Limberdinkle tries to land knees in the clinch but Todd avoids the damage to the body.
Todd lands a right hand.
Limberdinkle throws a knee to the head but misses.
Todd avoids a wild elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Todd in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Limberdinkle lands a left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Todd blocks a body shot from Limberdinkle.
Todd manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Limberdinkle gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Todd lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Limberdinkle backwards.
Limberdinkle tries to stall but Todd uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Limberdinkle blocks a body shot from Todd.
Limberdinkle throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Todd blocks it with crossed arms.
Limberdinkle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Todd's elbow.
Limberdinkle blocking some punches.
Limberdinkle lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Limberdinkle leaning against his opponent.
Limberdinkle blocking some punches.
Todd stalling in the clinch but Limberdinkle improves position.
Todd working aggressively here.
Todd is trying to push Limberdinkle away but Limberdinkle has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Todd lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Limberdinkle avoiding damage as Todd throws knees to the body.
Todd tries to break free but Limberdinkle pushes him back against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Limberdinkle obliges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Limberdinkle looking to throw knees to the head but Todd is blocking nicely.
Todd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Limberdinkle.
Todd is trying to break free.
Limberdinkle scores a nice knee to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Limberdinkle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Limberdinkle misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Todd.
Todd managing to block the knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle has Todd pressed against the cage.
Limberdinkle tries a knee to the head but Todd blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Urinus Limberdinkle will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Sweeney Todd's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Limberdinkle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Todd has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Todd and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Todd avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with a body kick.
Limberdinkle throws out a leg kick but Todd moves out of range and Limberdinkle only half commits.
Todd keeps the fight on the outside.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle slips a straight right by Todd.
Limberdinkle takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Todd misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Limberdinkle.
Sweeney Todd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Limberdinkle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Todd goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Limberdinkle pivots, looking for a leg kick but Todd is out of range and Limberdinkle settles back down.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Limberdinkle connects with an inside leg kick.
Todd lands a body shot.
Todd throws a sloppy body shot
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
and Limberdinkle counters with a head kick. That will keep Todd thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Limberdinkle lands a head kick!

Todd is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Todd looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oh Todd is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Todd with a nice cross.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick that knocks Todd off balance momentarily.
Todd seems to have got his legs back now.
Limberdinkle bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Limberdinkle throws the left hand but Todd avoids the punch easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Limberdinkle lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Todd has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Todd and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Todd misses with a low kick.
Todd keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Todd stuns Limberdinkle with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Todd's jab looks to have found its range, popping Limberdinkle under the eye.
Limberdinkle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sloppy strikes from Limberdinkle. Those never looked like landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle misses with a body shot.
A combination from Todd does no damage.
Limberdinkle fails with a takedown attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Todd throws a one two combo.
Todd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Limberdinkle wants to clinch up but Todd keeps it at a distance.
Todd connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Todd swings for the body but Limberdinkle moves out of range.
Todd tries to clinch but Limberdinkle moves out of range.
Limberdinkle is looking to clinch but Todd is avoiding it.
Todd scores with a shot to the body.
Limberdinkle throws a low kick but Todd moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Limberdinkle is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Todd rather than just go for the knockout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Todd shoots for a double leg takedown but Limberdinkle sprawls well. He's pushed Todd's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice body kick there by Limberdinkle.
Todd blocks a low kick nicely.
A chopping leg kick lands by Limberdinkle.
Nice shot lands for Todd.
Todd tries to close the distance and clinch but Limberdinkle swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Todd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Limberdinkle.
Todd scores with a decent looking hook.
Todd keeps the fight on the outside.
Todd misses with a hook.
Limberdinkle tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Limberdinkle comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Todd shoots in looking for a takedown. Limberdinkle tries to sprawl out of it but Todd keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Limberdinkle manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Limberdinkle dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Todd. That did some damage!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Todd checks it well.
A right-left combo lands from Todd.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Limberdinkle explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Todd misses with a body shot.
Todd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Todd lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Todd thumps Limberdinkle with a low kick.
Limberdinkle scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Limberdinkle keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Todd.
Limberdinkle tried to score with a low kick but Todd checks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Todd tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Limberdinkle paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Todd misses with a leg kick
and Limberdinkle counters with a straight right hand.

Sweeney Todd's cut is getting worse.
Todd takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Todd misses with a body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Sweeney Todd's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Limberdinkle throws a front kick that sends Todd stumbling back into the cage.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick but Todd moves out of range.
Todd throws a predictable looking body shot
and Limberdinkle counters with a low kick, right behind Todd 's knee.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Todd darts in and clinches Limberdinkle up against the cage.
Limberdinkle pushes Todd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Todd creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Todd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Limberdinkle landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Limberdinkle lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Todd tries to stall but Limberdinkle uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Limberdinkle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A hook to the body from Limberdinkle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Todd taking a breather.
Todd tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Limberdinkle's elbow.
A short body shot lands from Limberdinkle as the two fighters clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Todd fails to land.
Limberdinkle connects with a nasty looking knee right to Todd's face.
Todd swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Limberdinkle lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Limberdinkle lands a shoulder strike.
Limberdinkle misses with a knee strike.
Todd throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Limberdinkles head.
Todd with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Todd is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Limberdinkle tries to throw a body punch but Todd avoids it by throwing Limberdinkle back against the cage.
Todd throws an elbow but it misses.
Todd trying to control the position but instead, Limberdinkle has worked for underhooks and has pushed Todd into the cage.
Limberdinkle managing to block the knees to the body from Todd.
Limberdinkle lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Limberdinkle prevents Todd from breaking the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Todd lands with a short shot to the head.
Limberdinkle lands a nice uppercut.
Todd pushes off an throws an elbow but Limberdinkle leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Limberdinkle scores a nice knee to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short right from Todd.
Limberdinkle throws a knee to the head but misses.
Todd is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Todd avoids the elbow strike from Limberdinkle, against the cage.
Sweeney Todd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Limberdinkle lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Todd.
Limberdinkle using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Todd stalling in the clinch but Limberdinkle improves position.
Todd misses with a hook from the clinch.
Limberdinkle lands a body shot in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Limberdinkle.
Todd's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from Limberdinkle.
Todd avoiding damage as Limberdinkle throws knees to the body.
Limberdinkle lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Todd misses with some punches.
Limberdinkle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Todd wants to break free but Limberdinkle has control.
Limberdinkle managing to block the knees to the body from Todd.
Limberdinkle blocks a body shot from Todd.
Limberdinkle lands a nice shot to the body.
Limberdinkle lands with a left to the head.
Todd on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Limberdinkle utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow that stopped Todd in his tracks for a moment.
Limberdinkle with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Limberdinkle misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Todd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Limberdinkle is leaning against Todd and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Todd tries to stall but Limberdinkle uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Limberdinkle blocks a body shot from Todd.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Todd lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Limberdinkle looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Limberdinkle has Todd pressed against the cage.
Limberdinkle looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Limberdinkle missing with knees to the body.
Todd misses with a hook from the clinch.
Good body shot from Limberdinkle.
Todd on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Todd swings wildly with an uppercut but Limberdinkle uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Limberdinkle crunches a lovely knee into Todd's ribcage.
Limberdinkle tries to land knees in the clinch but Todd avoids the damage to the body.
Limberdinkle pushes Todd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Todd avoiding damage as Limberdinkle throws knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Limberdinkle has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
An out of breath and clearly excited Urinus Limberdinkle thanked Down Under - Supplements.160Q Video Proof for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).