PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bada Bing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bing comes to the cage accompanied by Metallica - All Nightmare Long. Christ comes into a darkened arena with his song building. All that Heavenly Glory kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Bing
vs
Christ

168 cm
34
142 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

160 cm
31
146 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

ADCC Champion
Good kicks
Granite chin

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bada Bing!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jesus Christ!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Josh West and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ shoots and misses
and Bing counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jesus Christ seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christ fails with the takedown
and Bing counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Christ keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Christ fails with the takedown
and Bing counters with a stiff right hand.
Bada Bing has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesus Christ.

Christ bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bing is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

Christ looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bing manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Bing is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bing is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Christ working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Bing has passed into half guard!
Christ tries to get to full guard but Bing has control of the leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Christ looking for subs from the bottom but Bing mounts him!
Bing prevents Christ from getting the reversal.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bing controlling the position easily from mount.
Christ tries to hold on but Bing postures up.
Bing landing strikes from the mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bing controlling his opponent.
Christ is looking to improve his position but Bing isn't that keen on the idea.
Bing trying to control but Christ is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bada Bing dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Christ shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Bing counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Christ gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bing counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Christ with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bing counters with a right hand to the body.
Bada Bing has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesus Christ.
Christ gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bing counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Christ with a poor takedown
enabling Bing to counter with a crisp jab.
Bing throws an overhand right that lands on Christ's shoulder, as Christ tries to avoid the shot.
Christ uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bing.
Christ with a poor takedown
and Bing counters with a nice uppercut.
Christ shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Bing makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Christ tries for a takedown but Bing circles away easily
and Bing connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Bing.
Bing misses with a hook. Christ ducked under it nicely.
Christ has his takedown stuffed
and Christ takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Christ drives through with a takedown into guard.
Bing tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bing keeping moving, preventing Christ from controlling successfully.
Christ throwing strikes from guard but Bing blocks nicely.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bing is on top in guard.
Bing working some strikes from top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Christ working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Bing has passed into half guard!
Christ is staying active underneath Bing, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bing perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bing wants to advance to full mount but Christ doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Bing controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Christ keeping moving, preventing Bing from controlling successfully.

We're going to have a standup here because Bada Bing wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Christ shoots and misses
and Bing connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Christ moves out of range as Bing strikes.

Christ looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Christ is working for a submission of some sort.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bing is trying to get back to full guard.

Christ looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Christ seems to be working for a kimura but Bing defends the submission attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Christ scoring with strikes to the body and head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bada Bing will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Christ with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bing counters with a right hand to the body.
Bing thows a body shot but no joy.
Christ fails with the takedown
and Bing counters with a straight right hand.
Christ with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bing counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Bada Bing has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jesus Christ.
Christ fails with the takedown
enabling Bing to counter with a crisp jab.
Bada Bing is winning the standup battle so far.
Christ shoots and misses
and Bing counters with a left to the body.
Christ has his takedown stuffed
and Bing counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bing lands with a straight right. Christ didn't see that one coming.
Christ gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Christ fails with the takedown
enabling Bing to counter with a crisp jab.
Christ takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bing scores with a nice head shot.
Christ with a poor takedown
and Bing counters with a stiff right hand.
Christ fails with the takedown
enabling Bing to counter with a crisp jab.
Christ shoots and misses

and Bing counters with a nice double leg into side control. Christ won't be happy with that.
Bing lands a decent elbow from side control.
Bing has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Christ!
Bing wants to control the pace but Christ is squirming around nicely.
Bada Bing is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bing controlling the position easily from mount.
Christ is looking to get to half guard.
Bing lands a big shot there that rocks Christ but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ is wriggling around trying to escape.
Bing lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Bing content just to control the position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bing looking to control but Christ is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Christ wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bada Bing showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bing has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27
Judge Josh West scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bada Bing!