PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Burnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Titties
vs
Burnett

187 cm
26
235 lbs
7 - 10 - 0

195 cm
26
230 lbs
6 - 5 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Robert Burnett!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties throws a leg kick that misses.
Burnett takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Titties tries to close the distance and clinch up but Burnett swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Titties scoring well with a low kick there.
Titties takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Burnett connects with a right hand. Titties shakes it off.
Burnett loads up on a big right hand but Titties slips the punch.
Burnett throws a hook but Titties blocks it.
Burnett swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Burnett misses with a body punch
and Titties counters with a leg kick.
Burnett swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
Burnett misses with a hook. Titties ducked under it nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Burnett throws an off balance right hand
and Titties counters with a nice body kick.
Titties avoids the body shot from Burnett.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties lands a high kick!
Burnett fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Titties manages to avoid it.
Burnett misses the shot to the body.
Titties could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Titties throws a shot from downtown. Burnett moves away and avoids it.
Titties doesn't manage to clinch there - Burnett circles away.
Burnett throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Burnett lands a nice shot to the body.
Titties misses with a low kick.
Burnett fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Titties manages to avoid it.
Titties takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Burnett thows a body shot but no joy.
Burnett misses with a wild combination.
Some bone on bone action there as Burnett checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Burnett misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Titties.
Burnett thuds a left hand into Titties's body.
Burnett is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Titties rather than just go for the knockout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Burnett.
Titties throws a head kick but Burnett moves out of range.
Titties avoids a punch combination nicely.
Robert Burnett seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Burnett throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Burnett scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Burnett scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Titties doesn't seem bothered though.
Titties is breathing heavily.
Burnett misses with a body shot.
Burnett throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties lands with a right hand.
Burnett swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Burnett. Titties does a little dance to reset his feet.
Titties lands with a kick to the temple. Burnett shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Burnett just misses with a punch to the body.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burnett connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Burnett takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
Burnett cracks Titties with a right hand to the side of the head.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Burnett. That did some damage!
Burnett throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Titties stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Burnett scores with a crisp jab that stopped Titties in his tracks.
Titties takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Burnett works Titties's body with a nice hook.
Burnett misses with a looping right.
Burnett swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
Burnett throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Burnett thows a body shot but no joy.
Titties takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Titties takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Burnett misses with a body shot.
Burnett cracks Titties with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Burnett digs a good hook to Titties's body.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Burnett getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Burnett drops Titties with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Titties looks back up at him and smiles so Burnett waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Titties is rocked!
Burnett moves in close and cracks Titties with a massive right hand! Titties, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Burnett!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 6:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Robert Burnett!