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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugh Jass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeff Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Parker's choice of entrance music: Bong Tokin Alcoholics-by the KottonmouthKings. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jeff Parker was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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224 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm
27
257 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hugh Jass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jeff Parker!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Colin Fray and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jass.
Jass throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Parker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Parker lands with a right hand.
Parker's corner calls for a 1-2. Parker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jass throws a sloppy head kick and Parker moves out of range easily.
Parker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jass looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Parker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jass fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jass throws a head kick but Parker moves out of range.
Parker looks to land a right hand but Jass moved out of range.
Parker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jass ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Hugh Jass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker misses with a straight right.
Jass rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Parker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parker shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Parker showed some decent athleticism there.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Parker seems to be working for a kimura but Jass defends the submission attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Jass tries to kick Parker off but Parker keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Parker is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Parker seems to be working for a kimura but Jass defends the submission attempt.
Parker is working for a submission of some sort.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jass is defending against the submission attempts here by Parker.
Jass is trying to stand back up but Parker is controlling him
Parker wants to pass the guard but Jass is defending well.
Parker stops Jass from getting back to his feet.
Parker is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Jass sees it coming and defends easily.
Jass is defending against the submission attempts here by Parker.
Parker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Jass is just riding it out for now. Parker eventually gives up the hold.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker is pressing down on Jass's thigh, looking to free his foot. Jass is holding on for now.
Parker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Jass pushes Parker off looking to stand but Parker dives back in and keeps control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Parker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Jass is just riding it out for now. Parker eventually gives up the hold.
Jass won't allow Parker to pass to mount.
Parker content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Parker is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Parker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Jass doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Parker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jeff Parker dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
The fighters circling - Parker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jass throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Jass throws a head kick but Parker moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Parker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Parker shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Parker misses with a lunging right hand
and Jass counters with a series of strikes. Parker will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jass has managed to clinch.
Jass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Parker waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jass.
Jass walks into a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker throws a hook but Jass avoids it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker misses with a hook.
Jass drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jass slips a jab from Parker.
A jab from Parker misses.
A head kick from Jass lands but Parker takes it in his stride.
Parker might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Jass tries to clinch there but Parker circles away.
Parker shoots for a takedown but Jass saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Parker moves out of range of the strikes.
Jass keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hugh Jass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jeff Parker.
Parker fails to land with a series of punches.
Jass ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jass displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Parker throws out the jab.
Jass slips under a jab from Parker.
Jass misses with a few strikes there.
Parker avoids the head kick by Jass.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big right from Parker misses.
Jass tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Parker works the jab nicely.
Parker drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Jass is pushing Parker's head away, looking to escape. Parker manages to hold on to the position though.
Parker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Jass knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Jass bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker connects with a body shot that sends Jass's belly button to the back.
Jass ducks under a wild hook from Parker.
Jass throws a head kick that misses.
Jass falls off balance throwing a combination
and Parker decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Jass's guard.
Jass is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Parker tries to free his leg and advance position but Jass is retaining full guard.
Parker trying to control but Jass is working from the bottom.
Parker stands and throws Jass's legs to the side, diving into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jass is trying to get back to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Parker tries for a kimura but Jass is defending well.
Jass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Parker on the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Parker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Jass has escaped the position, nice work there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Parker thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Jeff Parker will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Jass clinches with his opponent.
Jass misses with an elbow strike.
Parker is looking to take this one to the mat.
Jass with a knee to the head.
Jass creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Parker's defenses.
It looks like Jeff Parker has been cut.
Jass manages to break the clinch.
Jass tries to clinch up
and Parker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jass tries to clinch up.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jass moves away.
Parker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jass manages to avoid it.
Jass misses with a two punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Parker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Jass is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Parker asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Parker wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Jass, who protects the arm well.
Parker tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Parker tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Parker has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Jass is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Parker tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jass is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Parker is controlling him well.
Jass trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Parker tries for a kimura but Jass is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jass sneaks out the side door and pushes Parker away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Parker thows a body shot but no joy.
Hugh Jass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jass moves out of range of the strikes.
Jass pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hugh Jass is winning the standup battle so far.
Parker loads up on a big right hand but Jass slips the punch.
Parker avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jass throws a sloppy head kick and Parker moves out of range easily.
Jass tries to clinch there but Parker circles away.
Parker looks to throw the jab but Jass is out of range.
Parker throws the left hand but Jass avoids the punch easily.
Jass scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker avoids a punch combination nicely.
Parker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jass tries to clinch
and Parker counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jass's guard now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parker passes Jass's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Parker seems to be working for a kimura but Jass defends the submission attempt.
Hugh Jass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jass is refusing to be controlled, as Parker sits in half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jass wants to get back to his feet.
Jeff Parker is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Parker tries to pass to full mount but Jass defends it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jeff Parker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Parker winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 27:30
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30
Judge Josh West scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeff Parker!
As Jeff Parker got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: listen kakarot i will surpass you no matter what it takes my elite bloodline shall reign supreme i pity the next mortal to step in there with the prince of all SAIYANS!!'.
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hype
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