PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chronic Kronic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Piracy's choice of entrance music: I Like Big Butts. Butt Piracy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Chronic Kronic's chin.

Kronic
vs
Piracy

199 cm
25
278 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

210 cm
26
300 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin

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Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronic Kronic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch but Kronic swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Kronic closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Piracy's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kronic throwing strikes but missing.
Kronic postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Kronic throwing strikes from guard but Piracy blocks nicely.
Piracy wants to stand but Kronic is controlling the position.

Piracy manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Butt Piracy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Piracy moves in looking to clinch but Kronic pushes him off.
Piracy swings for the body but Kronic moves out of range.
Piracy doesn't manage to clinch there - Kronic circles away.
Kronic circles away from the clinch attempt.
Piracy tries to clinch up but Kronic circles away and keeps his distance.
Donk. Kronic catches Piracy right on the button with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piracy wants to clinch but Kronic slips to the side

and Kronic counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piracy is trying to stand back up but Kronic is controlling him

Piracy has one foot on Kronic's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Kronic wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Piracy tries to clinch up

and Kronic counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Kronic trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Kronic won't allow Piracy to get back to his feet.
Kronic trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Kronic throwing strikes but missing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kronic loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kronic is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Kronic prevents Piracy from getting back to his feet.
Piracy keeping moving, preventing Kronic from controlling successfully.

Piracy wriggles free and stands up.
Kronic misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kronic tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Piracy swivels and escapes.
Piracy wants to clinch.
Piracy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Piracy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kronic counters with a stiff right hand.
Piracy tries to clinch up but Kronic circles away and keeps his distance.
Piracy misses with a wild combination.
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kronic paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Piracy moves into the clinch successfully.
Piracy lands with a right to the head.
Piracy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piracy throws a punch but it's blocked by Kronic.
Piracy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kronics head.
Piracy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Still in the clinch, Piracy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Piracy lands a body punch.
Kronic is breathing heavily.
Piracy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piracy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Piracy drops Kronic with a big knee straight up the middle! Kronic is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

It looks like Chronic Kronic has been cut.
Piracy tries to clinch up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Piracy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Piracy throws a right hand that Kronic ducks under and follows up with a left that Kronic also avoids with ease.
Kronic circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kronic avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch but Kronic swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kronic keeps the fight on the outside.
Kronic is looking to land body kicks.

Piracy gets caught flat footed, as Kronic shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

Piracy has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Kronic off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch but Kronic swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kronic fails to land with a series of punches.
Piracy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Piracy tries to clinch but Kronic moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piracy fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Piracy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Butt Piracy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chronic Kronic's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Horrible takedown by Kronic or perhaps it was just good defense by Piracy which made him look bad.
Kronic misses with a series of wild punches.
Piracy moves to clinch but Kronic breaks away
and Kronic counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kronic swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Piracy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Piracy ducks under a wild hook from Kronic.
Piracy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Piracy wants to clinch up but Kronic keeps it at a distance.
Piracy moves to clinch but Kronic breaks away
and Kronic counters with a three punch combo that has Piracy backing up. Piracy nods at Kronic to acknowledge the strikes.
Butt Piracy seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piracy wants to clinch
and Kronic counters with a stiff right hand.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Kronic.
Butt Piracy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Piracy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kronic swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Piracy lands with an uppercut that bounces Kronic off the cage and back into range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Piracy tries to clinch up but Kronic circles away and keeps his distance.
Piracy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Piracy moves in looking to clinch but Kronic pushes him off.
Piracy tries to clinch up
and Kronic counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Piracy tries to clinch but Kronic moves away
and Kronic counters with a one-two to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Piracy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Chronic Kronic is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kronic avoids the head kick by Piracy.
Piracy tries to clinch
and Kronic counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Piracy dodges the punch combination from Kronic.
Piracy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Piracy fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Piracy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kronic connects with a body shot.
Kronic throws a predictable looking body shot
and Piracy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Piracy wants to clinch.

Piracy moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Piracy lands a left hand.
Piracy lands a body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Piracy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kronic blocks a body shot from Piracy.
Piracy prevents a takedown attempt there.
Piracy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kronic backwards.
Piracy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Piracy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Butt Piracy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right handed body shot lands from Piracy.
Piracy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Piracy is leaning against Kronic and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Piracy scores a nice knee to the body.
Piracy lands a nice knee to the body.
Piracy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Piracy lands with a light punch inside.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Piracy obliges.
Piracy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Piracy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kronics head.
Piracy can't find room to land a body shot as Kronic controls the action.
Piracy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kronic prevents a body shot from Piracy.
Piracy lands an elbow just above Kronic 's eye.

Chronic Kronic's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Piracy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Piracy.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Piracy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Butt Piracy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Chronic Kronic's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Piracy tries to clinch up.
Kronic fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Piracy tries to clinch up.
Piracy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Piracy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Piracy lands with a short shot to the head.
Piracy lands a body shot in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Piracy.
Piracy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Piracy drops Kronic onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Kronic is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Kronic is rocked!
Piracy throws a big uppercut that drops Kronic! More strikes from Piracy and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Kronic lies dazed against the cage as Piracy celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Butt Piracy!
A relieved looking Butt Piracy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.