PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruno Igor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smackthatcow's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wretches & Kings. Igor is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Die Young. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Smackthatcow
vs
Igor

200 cm
23
250 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

200 cm
23
265 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bruno Igor!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Thiago Cunha and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Igor moves into the clinch.
Igor throws a knee to the head but misses.
Igor tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Igor tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Smackthatcow misses with a punch on the inside.
Igor works on Smackthatcow's body with a couple of short punches.
Smackthatcow has a couple of punches blocked by Igor.
Igor with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Igor with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Smackthatcow lands a nice elbow.
Igor misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Igor looking to throw knees to the head but Smackthatcow is blocking nicely.
Igor throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Smackthatcow blocks it with crossed arms.
Smackthatcow unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Igor tries to land a knee to the head but Smackthatcow blocks with his arms.
Igor looks gassed!
Smackthatcow landing knees to the body.
Smackthatcow tries a body shot but Igor blocks it.
Igor on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Smackthatcow avoiding damage as Igor throws knees to the body.
Smackthatcow takes a knee to the side of the body.
A hook to the body from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow scores with a shoulder strike.
Smackthatcow misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Igor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Igor takes an elbow to the temple.
Smackthatcow lands an elbow inside that Igor shrugs off.
Smackthatcow struggles to land a body shot inside as Igor controls his hands.
Smackthatcow throws a knee to the head but misses.
Smackthatcow managing to block the knees to the body from Igor.
Smackthatcow with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Smackthatcow misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Igor.
Smackthatcow is leaning against Igor and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Smackthatcow cracks Igor with a nice body shot.
Smackthatcow is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smackthatcow lands a body shot in the clinch.
Igor blocks the elbow strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Igor backwards.
Smackthatcow scores with a shot to the side of Igor's head.
Smackthatcow pushes Igor back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Smackthatcow throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Igor blocks it with crossed arms.
Smackthatcow pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Smackthatcow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Smackthatcow lands an elbow inside that Igor shrugs off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow landing knees to the head.
Smackthatcow lands a body shot.
Smackthatcow using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Igor has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Smackthatcow scores with a nice hook to the head.
Smackthatcow connects with a nasty looking knee right to Igor's face.
Smackthatcow is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Smackthatcow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Smackthatcow lands a knee to the head.
Smackthatcow lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Igor backwards.
Smackthatcow tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A nice left hand lands by Smackthatcow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Smackthatcow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Smackthatcow.
Igor tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Smackthatcow lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Smackthatcow lands with a light punch inside.
Smackthatcow misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Igor.
Igor blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Smackthatcow creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Igor's defenses.
Smackthatcow lands a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow lands an elbow inside.
Smackthatcow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Igor throws a knee to the head but misses.
Smackthatcow tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Igor missing with knees to the body.
Smackthatcow using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Igor has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Smackthatcow pushes Igor back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Smackthatcow lands an uppercut.
Igor blocks an elbow strike from Smackthatcow.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Smackthatcow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Smackthatcow.
Igor tries to land a knee to the head but Smackthatcow blocks with his arms.
Smackthatcow lands a good knee to the midsection. Igor won't want to take too many of those.
Smackthatcow lands with a left to the head.
Smackthatcow utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Igor dodges an elbow strike from Smackthatcow.
Igor blocks the elbow strike.
Igor looks to throw an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Igor managing to block the knees to the body from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow scores with a hook to the body.
Smackthatcow lands an elbow inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Smackthatcow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Smackthatcow tries a knee to the head but Igor blocks it.
Smackthatcow tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Igor tries to land a knee to the head but Smackthatcow blocks with his arms.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow scores with a knee to the head.
Smackthatcow pushes Igor back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Smackthatcow throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Smackthatcow lands with a short shot to the head.
Smackthatcow on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Igor avoiding damage as Smackthatcow throws knees to the body.
Smackthatcow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Igor is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Smackthatcow is defending well for now.
Smackthatcow connects with a knee to the head.
Smackthatcow lands a nice uppercut.
Smackthatcow digs a right hand into Igor's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Igor's gas tank.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hugo Smackthatcow dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Igor drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hugo Smackthatcow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Igor moves in looking to clinch but Smackthatcow pushes him off.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that misses.
Igor wants to clinch
and Smackthatcow counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A good leg kick by Smackthatcow.
Igor wants to clinch up but Smackthatcow keeps it at a distance.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Igor tries to score a power double leg takedown but Smackthatcow sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Igor somewhat.

Smackthatcow knocks Igor to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?

Igor is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Smackthatcow cracks Igor with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Smackthatcow immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Igor is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Smackthatcow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hugo Smackthatcow!