PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Augusto Pinochet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hossenfeffer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tik Tok. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Von Hossenfeffer
vs
Pinochet

183 cm
32
186 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

185 cm
22
180 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Augusto Pinochet!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Thiago Cunha and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Hossenfeffer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Pinochet manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Von Hossenfeffer moves into the clinch successfully.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Von Hossenfeffer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Pinochet is trying to pull guard but Von Hossenfeffer turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Von Hossenfeffer tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pinochet avoids it.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like Augusto Pinochet has been cut.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to land a knee to the head but Pinochet blocks with his arms.
Pinochet goes for a takedown in the clinch but Von Hossenfeffer prevents it.
Pinochet wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinochet on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pinochet drops down looking for an ankle pick but Von Hossenfeffer pulls his leg out and moves away.
Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Augusto Pinochet.
Pinochet is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Von Hossenfeffer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Von Hossenfeffer is looking to clinch but Pinochet is avoiding it.
Von Hossenfeffer looks for the body kick but Pinochet saw that one coming.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to clinch up.

Pinochet closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Von Hossenfeffer quickly recovers to half guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Von Hossenfeffer is trying to stand back up but Pinochet is controlling him
Pinochet is keen to just control but Von Hossenfeffer is a slippery customer.
Pinochet wants to pass to mount but Von Hossenfeffer is defending the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinochet is looking to take a break and control but Von Hossenfeffer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to kick Pinochet off but Pinochet keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pinochet is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Pinochet trying to control but Von Hossenfeffer is working from the bottom.
Von Hossenfeffer can't keep his opponent in guard - Pinochet advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Pinochet performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pinochet not doing much here.
Von Hossenfeffer is refusing to be controlled, as Pinochet sits in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Augusto Pinochet.
Pinochet is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

Pinochet shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Pinochet was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Pinochet controlling from mount.
Von Hossenfeffer is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Pinochet wants to control the pace but Von Hossenfeffer is squirming around nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Von Hossenfeffer takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Augusto Pinochet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Augusto Pinochet's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Von Hossenfeffer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Von Hossenfeffer lands with a good body shot.
Pinochet circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pinochet looks to score with a jab to the body but Von Hossenfeffer is just out of range.
Nice jab there from Pinochet.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to clinch up but Pinochet circles away and keeps his distance.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pinochet.

Pinochet throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Von Hossenfeffer was covering up waiting for the punch and Pinochet finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Von Hossenfeffer wants to stand but Pinochet is controlling the position.
Pinochet wants to control from the top but Von Hossenfeffer keeps moving.
Pinochet trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinochet controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Pinochet is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Von Hossenfeffer keeping moving, preventing Pinochet from controlling successfully.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Augusto Pinochet wasn't active enough on the ground.
Von Hossenfeffer is looking to clinch but Pinochet is avoiding it.
Von Hossenfeffer is looking to clinch but Pinochet is avoiding it.
Nice takedown defense from Von Hossenfeffer. No joy for Pinochet on that attempt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pinochet takes a step back to recover.

Pinochet fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Von Hossenfeffer to the ground. Pinochet is now in Von Hossenfeffer's guard.
Pinochet prevents Von Hossenfeffer from getting back to his feet.
Pinochet looking to sit in guard and control but Von Hossenfeffer gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Von Hossenfeffer is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Pinochet has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Von Hossenfeffer is looking to defend but Pinochet has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Von Hossenfeffer! Pinochet pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Von Hossenfeffer taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Augusto Pinochet!
An out of breath and clearly excited Augusto Pinochet thanked Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).