PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hepatitis See (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Aata (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aata is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by If you Wanty Blood You Got It by AC/DC. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

See
vs
Aata

175 cm
23
175 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

194 cm
24
180 lbs
2 - 11 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hepatitis See!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Robert Aata!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
See scores with a body shot.
See lands a head shot.
See looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Aata shoots in looking for a takedown. See tries to sprawl out of it but Aata keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. See manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
See connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Aata momentarily.
Aata tries to clinch up.
Sloppy strikes from See. Those never looked like landing.
See throws a series of punches but Aata moves out of range.
A left and a right from See both land. Nice combination.
See comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Aata is looking to clinch but See is avoiding it.
Aata tries to clinch there but See circles away.
See throws a series of punches but Aata avoids them all with ease.
Aata is looking to clinch but See is avoiding it.
See lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
See keeps the fight on the outside.
See takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
See is pawing at Aata, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Aata's nose. Aata is badly hurt! See pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Aata tries desperately to hold on but See is relentless in his assault! As Aata receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls See away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hepatitis See!
A very excited looking Hepatitis See made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.