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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mikko Kytta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Kytta is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Odorants - This Night. Charlie Sheen has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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266 lbs
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234 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mikko Kytta!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Saam Ante and Patrick Alders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen lands a jab to the head.
Sheen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kytta.
Kytta missing with a left hand there. Sheen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sheen throws a shot from downtown. Kytta moves away and avoids it.
Kytta misses with a hook. Sheen ducked under it nicely.
Kytta dodges the punch combination from Sheen.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sheen scores with a hook to the body. Kytta takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kytta throws a hook but Sheen blocks it.
Kytta slips a straight right by Sheen.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters circling - Kytta throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sheen misses the shot to the body.
Sheen bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kytta's head backwards.
Sheen works Kytta's body with a nice hook.
Kytta lands the left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sheen has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kytta.
A head kick misses from Kytta.
Kytta misses with a body kick.
Kytta is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Kytta misses the shot to the body.
Kytta throws a right and a left that Sheen avoids nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Kytta.
Sheen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Sheen swings widly with a right hand
and Kytta counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Sheen pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Kytta back to the cage. Sheen follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
It looks like Mikko Kytta has been cut.
Kytta avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sheen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sheen lands with a straight right. Kytta didn't see that one coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sloppy strikes from Kytta. Those never looked like landing.
Sheen misses the shot to the body.
Sheen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sheen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kytta doesn't seem bothered though.
Sheen jabs Kytta to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sheen moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Sheen is looking to wear down Kytta with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sheen thows a body shot but no joy.
Sheen moves out of range of the strikes.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kytta was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Sheen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kytta.
Kytta tries to land a front kick but Sheen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Sheen misses.
Kytta checks the leg kick.
Sheen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kytta throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kytta scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kytta takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A combination from Sheen does no damage.
An inside leg kick from Sheen misses.
Sheen moves out of range of the body kick from Kytta.
Sheen jabs at Kytta's body.
Nice uppercut lands for Kytta. That snapped Sheen's head back.
Sheen blocks a head kick by Kytta.
Sheen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kytta checks the leg kick nicely there.
Sheen ducks under a wild hook from Kytta.
Kytta throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kytta on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kytta uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sheen.
Sheen lands a slapping body shot.
Kytta tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sheen was well out of range. Poor timing from Kytta.
Sheen throws a jab but it's blocked by Kytta.
Kytta pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kytta slips under a jab from Sheen.
Sheen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kytta keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sheen swings for the body but Kytta moves out of range.
Sheen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kytta misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kytta lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Sheen circles away quickly and effectively.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Kytta does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen wants to slow Kytta down by chopping away at his legs.
Sheen blocks a head kick by Kytta.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kytta.
Sheen lands a nice looking body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kytta manages to avoid it.
Kytta works Sheen's body with a nice hook.
Sheen takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kytta throws a right hand that Sheen ducks under and follows up with a left that Sheen also avoids with ease.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kytta.
Kytta paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Kytta throws a wild body kick that Sheen sees coming a mile off.
Sheen takes a swing at Kytta's ribcage but misses.
Kytta goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Charlie Sheen's cut is getting worse.
Kytta closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Sheen thows a body shot but no joy.
Sheen misses with a looping right.
Sheen jabs Kytta right on the nose. Kytta blinks but takes it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kytta goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sheen moves out of range of the body kick from Kytta.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kytta was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Kytta does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mikko Kytta dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Kytta wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A telegraphed right hand from Sheen misses the target.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kytta was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Sheen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kytta throws out the jab.
Kytta lands with a slapping head kick.
Sheen's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Sheen duly obliges.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kytta throws a front kick that sends Sheen stumbling back into the cage.
Kytta jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sheen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sheen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Good exchange - Sheen coming out on top.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kytta was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Kytta scores with a head kick.
Charlie Sheen's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Sheen throws a body punch but Kytta moves out of range.
Sheen moves out of range of the body kick from Kytta.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kytta feints and then cracks Sheen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sheen down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kytta throws a right and a left that Sheen avoids nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kytta. Sheen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen lands a head shot.
Sheen moves out of range of the body kick from Kytta.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kytta.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Kytta is just out of range.
A left and a right from Sheen both land. Nice combination.
Sheen connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kytta momentarily.
Kytta bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sheen jabs Kytta to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Kytta is just out of range.
Sheen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kytta.
Kytta feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Sheen's calf.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kytta throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kytta misses the shot to the body.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Kytta is just out of range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Kytta in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Sheen walks into a straight right hand from Kytta.
Jeez, Charlie Sheen's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Kytta swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An inside leg kick from Sheen misses.
Kytta throws the kick towards the body but Sheen avoids it.
Sheen misses with an uppercut.
Sheen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kytta moves away.
Sheen slips under a jab.
Crunch! Kytta slams his shin into Sheen's torso.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kytta was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Kytta keeps Sheen at a distance using the push kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kytta.
Kytta lands a jab to the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Charlie Sheen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Mikko Kytta!
Mikko Kytta decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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