PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Pimp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crazy Horse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pimp
vs
Horse

170 cm
24
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

150 cm
18
150 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, The Pimp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Crazy Horse!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Felipe Paraventi and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horse throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Horse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pimp.
Horse swings for the body but Pimp moves out of range.
Horse scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pimp doesn't seem bothered though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Horse looks to score with a jab to the body but Pimp is just out of range.
Horse lands a nice hook to Pimp's body. Pimp takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horse fails to land with a series of punches.
Horse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No joy there for Horse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Horse thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Horse ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pimp moves away.
Horse misses with a few strikes there.
Horse is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pimp rather than just go for the knockout.
Horse throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pimp just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horse scores with a one two! Pimp had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Horse misses with a wild combination.
Horse misses with a double jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Horse checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Horse scores with a body shot.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pimp showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Horse.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crazy Horse dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Horse swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Horse fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pimp misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Horse throws a body punch but Pimp moves out of range.
Horse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pimp.
Crazy Horse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A looping hook to the body misses from Horse. Pimp does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pimp fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Horse is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Horse throws a series of punches but Pimp avoids them all with ease.
Pimp walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Horse checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pimp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Horse.
Pimp throws a body punch but Horse moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Horse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Horse misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pimp fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Horse is out of range.
Pimp throws a body punch but Horse moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Horse ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Horse throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
An inside leg kick from Pimp misses.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Horse misses with a jab, cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Crazy Horse will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Horse uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pimp.
Horse tries to bum rush Pimp with a series of wild strikes but Pimp uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Horse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pimp attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pimp tried to score with a low kick but Horse checks it.
Horse misses with a jab, cross combination.
Horse misses with a body shot.
Horse swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Pimp misses with a low kick as Horse jumps back.
A nice combination there by Horse.
Horse punishes Pimp's body with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Horse does no damage.
Pimp could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Horse lands a jab-cross combination.
Pimp will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
No joy there for Horse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pimp ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Horse moves away.
Horse thows a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the body from Pimp misses
and Horse counters with a two punch combo.
The Pimp has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Horse throws a series of punches but Pimp moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Crazy Horse comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Horse has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 27:30
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crazy Horse!