PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Malcom Dwyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Franz Titties will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Dwyer
vs
Titties

191 cm
25
238 lbs
3 - 3 - 1

187 cm
26
235 lbs
6 - 9 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Malcom Dwyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties misses with an uppercut.
Titties tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dwyer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dwyer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dwyer throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dwyer. Titties does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dwyer misses with a lunging right hand
and Titties counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dwyer's knee momentarily.
Titties slips under a jab from Dwyer.
Dwyer throws an off balance right hand
and Titties counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dwyer's knee momentarily.
Dwyer misses with a lunging right hand
and Titties counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Dwyer is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Titties misses with a few strikes there.
Dwyer tries to move into range but Titties moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dwyer lands with a good body shot.
Titties slips under a jab.
Titties fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Titties.
Titties dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dwyer. That did some damage!
Titties connects with an inside leg kick.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Titties bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dwyer's head backwards.
Titties should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dwyer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Titties explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Dwyer tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Titties fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dwyer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice uppercut lands for Titties. That snapped Dwyer's head back.
Titties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Malcom Dwyer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice cross by Titties.
Titties is looking to slow Dwyer down with leg kicks.
Titties throws a head kick but Dwyer moves out of range.
Titties lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jab by Titties.

Dwyer is rocked!
Titties lands a head shot.
Oh Dwyer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Titties moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dwyer seems to have got his legs back now.
Titties moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Titties throws a head kick that Dwyer semi-blocks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties lunges at Dwyer with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dwyer's hand.
Titties is looking to slow Dwyer down with leg kicks.
Titties fails to land with a series of punches.
Franz Titties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Titties tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Dwyer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dwyer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Titties can pounce on him.
A swing and a miss from Titties.
Titties scores with a head kick. Dwyer tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Dwyer throws out a loose jab but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dwyer misses the jab.
Titties throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dwyer throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Nice cross by Titties.
Some wild striking there from Dwyer.
Dwyer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties is looking to slow Dwyer down with leg kicks.
Dwyer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Dwyer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Titties connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Titties scores with a push kick.
Titties feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dwyer's calf.
Dwyer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Titties uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dwyer has time to react.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dwyer blocks a head kick by Titties.
Titties lands a head kick!

Dwyer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Titties.
Titties leaning his opponent against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with an elbow over the top.
Titties misses with some punches.
Dwyer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Titties with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dwyer tries to circle away but Titties has him pinned against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Titties scores with a nice short uppercut.
Titties is struggling to control the position.
Titties misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Titties struggles to land a body shot inside as Dwyer controls his hands.
Titties misses with a body punch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dwyer as Titties tries to tie him up.
Titties misses with some punches.
Titties is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Titties misses with a punch to the body.
Titties keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dwyer's efforts to push away.
Dwyer is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Titties misses with some punches.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Dwyer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Titties has him pressed against the cage.
Titties lands a left hand.
Titties tries to land knees in the clinch but Dwyer avoids the damage to the body.
Dwyer blocks a body shot from Titties.
Dwyer is trying to break free.
Titties keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dwyer's efforts to push away.
Come on Titties - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Titties wants to stall.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Titties is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
Titties can't find room to land a body shot as Dwyer controls the action.
Titties stalling in the clinch but Dwyer improves position.
Titties is stalling here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Franz Titties.

Titties gets caught flat footed, as Dwyer shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Dwyer throws a big elbow that misses.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dwyer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Titties wants to sweep here but Dwyer controlling him for the moment.
Dwyer postures up and lands a big shot to Titties's brow.
Dwyer trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Dwyer postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Dwyer avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dwyer stays in close to Titties's body and controls the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dwyer lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dwyer keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Titties's head.
Dwyer with a nice head shot there.
Dwyer works over Titties with some ground and pound from guard.
Dwyer throws a big right hand that misses.
Titties controls Dwyer momentarily but Dwyer frees himself.
Dwyer landing with the ground and pound.
Dwyer wants to control from the top but Titties keeps moving.
Malcom Dwyer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Dwyer throwing strikes from guard but Titties blocks nicely.
Dwyer landing some decent shots from guard.
Titties looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Franz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dwyer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Titties controls Dwyer momentarily but Dwyer frees himself.
Dwyer trying to control the position from guard on top but Titties is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dwyer advances to half guard.
Dwyer looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Titties with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Titties is looking to improve his position.
Dwyer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Titties's head.
Dwyer looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Titties with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Franz Titties comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Titties has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight for Franz Titties!
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight for Franz Titties!
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Franz Titties!

Franz Titties wins by unanimous decision!
After the fight, Franz Titties was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.