PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Saemon Havarian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doofey Dinanga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofey Dinanga is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Havarian
vs
Dinanga

161 cm
25
209 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

221 cm
20
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Saemon Havarian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Doofey Dinanga!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Paul Gruel and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Havarian shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Havarian wants to free his trapped foot but Dinanga is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Havarian is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Havarian is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dinanga has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinanga wants to improve his position but Havarian is controlling well.
Havarian keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Havarian looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dinanga keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinanga trying to control from the bottom.
Havarian thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Havarian not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Well, if Havarian is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Dinanga is trying to maintain the position but Havarian is very close to passing his half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Doofey Dinanga wasn't active enough on the ground.
Dinanga lands a right hook to the body.
Havarian shoots for a double leg takedown but Dinanga sprawls well. He's pushed Havarian's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Dinanga connects with a high kick.
Dinanga keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Havarian is breathing heavily.
A head kick from Dinanga lands but Havarian takes it in his stride.

It looks like Saemon Havarian has been cut.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinanga.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dinanga lands with a slapping head kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Dinanga. That snapped Havarian's head back.

Havarian is rocked!
Dinanga feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Havarian collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Doofey Dinanga!
Doofey Dinanga seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.