PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hy Wiener (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zhao Zhuo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wiener kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Fok Julle Naaiers. Zhuo comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Kung Fu You kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wiener
vs
Zhuo

179 cm
27
181 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

184 cm
23
177 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

ACME-Blood Red Q158 Always $30
- - - - - All Nutrients 160 - - - - -

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hy Wiener!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Zhao Zhuo!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Vladimir Khabensky and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wiener misses with a hook.
Zhuo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wiener was well out of range. Poor timing from Zhuo.
Zhuo misses with a looping right.
Wiener fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zhuo misses with a looping right.
Zhuo fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Wiener on the side of the head.
Zhuo swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Wiener finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Zhuo misses with a left hand
and Wiener counters with a three punch combo that has Zhuo backing up. Zhuo nods at Wiener to acknowledge the strikes.
Nice jab there from Wiener.
Zhuo drops his hands momentarily and Wiener takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Wiener throws a shot from downtown. Zhuo moves away and avoids it.
Nice body punch from Zhuo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiener lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
No joy there for Zhuo, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wiener throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wiener ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zhuo. Wiener does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiener throws a low kick, looking for Zhuo's leg but Zhuo calmly moves out of range.
Zhuo throws the left hand but Wiener avoids the punch easily.
Some wild striking there from Zhuo.
Zhuo avoids the body shot from Wiener.
A decent looking cross lands there for Wiener.
Zhuo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wiener can pounce on him.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Zhuo on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Zhuo avoids the elbow strike from Wiener, against the cage.
Zhuo can't get the takedown.
Zhuo is trying to break free.
Zhuo drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Wiener tries to land a knee to the head but Zhuo blocks with his arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zhuo is trying to force a seperation but Wiener has the dominant position.
Wiener stops a takedown attempt from Zhuo.
Hy Wiener has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zhao Zhuo.
Zhuo lands a hook that snaps the head of Wiener backwards.

Zhuo manages to break the clinch.
Wiener throws a hook but Zhuo avoids it easily.
Zhuo throws an overhand right that lands on Wiener's shoulder, as Wiener tries to avoid the shot.
Wiener throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wiener jabs at Zhuo's body.
Zhuo chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Wiener can pounce on him.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Zhuo.
Sloppy strikes there by Zhuo.

Zhuo goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Wiener rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Zhuo's guard! Nice work there by Wiener!
Zhuo tries to strike from the bottom.
Zhuo avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiener preventing the sweep.

Wiener drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Wiener as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Zhuo screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Wiener! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Hy Wiener!
Hy Wiener seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.