PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Beasty Kanne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Kardashian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kanne's entrance music is Don't Cry For Me Argentina. A fine choice. Kardashian is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Cold As Ice - MOP. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Kanne
vs
Kardashian

179 cm
27
175 lbs
16 - 13 - 0

186 cm
25
186 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Stonewall

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Beasty Kanne!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Dean Styles and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kardashian throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kanne misses with a double jab.
Kardashian tries a head kick but it misses.
Kardashian takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kanne fails to land with a series of punches.
Kardashian works the jab nicely.
Kanne digs a good body shot into Kardashian's ribs.
Kanne dodges the punch combination from Kardashian.
Kanne scores with a head kick. Kardashian tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Kardashian throws a series of punches but Kanne moves out of range.
Kardashian rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kanne counters with a nice body shot.

Kardashian fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kanne, pushing him back against the cage.
Kanne blocks an uppercut.
Kardashian can't find room to land a body shot as Kanne controls the action.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kanne misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Kanne breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian looks to score with a jab to the body but Kanne is just out of range.
Kanne throws a right and a left that Kardashian avoids nicely.
Kanne misses with a body shot.
Kardashian ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kanne moves away.
Kardashian avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kardashian lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Kardashian.
Kardashian throws a leg kick but Kanne moved away.
Kanne staying out of range there.
Kanne connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kardashian. Kardashian circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kanne tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kardashian paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kardashian chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kanne misses with the combination.
Kanne misses with a two punch combination.
Kanne swats away the attempt to clinch by Kardashian.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian slips under a jab from Kanne.
Kanne throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kanne tries to bum rush Kardashian with a series of wild strikes but Kardashian uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kardashian rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Kardashian.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kanne throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kardashian.
Kanne looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kanne works over Kardashian's head and body with a nice combination.
Kardashian throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kardashian showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kanne.
Kanne will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kanne pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kanne lands a body shot.
Kanne misses with an uppercut. Kardashian saw that one coming.
Kardashian loads up on a big right hand but Kanne slips the punch.
Kardashian digs a good body shot into Kanne's ribs.
Kardashian throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kanne tries a low kick but Kardashian avoids it.
Kanne swats away the attempt to clinch by Kardashian.
Kardashian showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kanne.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kardashian.
Kardashian looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kardashian throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kardashian on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kanne goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A head kick misses from Kanne.
Kardashian tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kanne was well out of range. Poor timing from Kardashian.
Kanne steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kardashian.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kardashian checks a leg kick nicely.
Kardashian gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kanne fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kardashian throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kanne.
Kanne misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kardashian misses with a left hand
and Kanne counters with a straight right hand.
Kardashian scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A punch combination from Kardashian misses.
Kardashian throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A jab from Kanne does it's job there.
Kanne moves out of range of the body kick from Kardashian.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beasty Kanne dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Kanne swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Kardashian throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kanne lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kardashian throws a series of punches but Kanne moves out of range.
Kanne tries to clinch but Kardashian moves out of range.
Kanne misses with a double jab.
Kanne lands a lovely overhand right.
Kanne uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kardashian.
Kanne scores with a punch to the head.
A left lands for Kardashian.
Kardashian throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kanne sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kardashian walks into a jab.
Kanne moves away from the strike by Kardashian.
Beasty Kanne is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kanne misses with the combination.
Kanne throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kardashian ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kanne jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Good leg kick by Kanne there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kanne uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Kanne displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kardashian throws out the jab.
Kanne lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kardashian circles away quickly and effectively.
Kardashian misses the shot to the body.
Kardashian wants to slow Kanne down by chopping away at his legs.
Kanne wants to clinch up but Kardashian keeps it at a distance.
Kanne is looking to clinch but Kardashian is avoiding it.
Kanne is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kanne slips a jab from Kardashian.
Kardashian doesn't manage to clinch there - Kanne circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kardashian stuns Kanne with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kanne tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kardashian paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kanne tests Kardashian's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kanne scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kanne does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kardashian's corner calls for a 1-2. Kardashian obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kardashian throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kanne tries to clinch up.
Sloppy strikes from Kanne. Those never looked like landing.
Kardashian misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kardashian defending well as Kanne loads up on a big left hand.
Kardashian misses with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kardashian, right into the meat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kanne throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Kanne. Those never looked like landing.
Kanne is looking to clinch but Kardashian is avoiding it.
Kardashian tries to bum rush Kanne with a series of wild strikes but Kanne uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kanne throws a big shot that misses.
Kardashian takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kardashian circles away from the clinch attempt.
Beasty Kanne is winning the standup battle so far.
Kanne misses with a two punch combination.
Kanne looks to land a right hand but Kardashian moved out of range.
Kardashian tries to clinch up.
Kanne fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kanne throws a leg kick but Kardashian checks it.
Kardashian tries to land a leg kick but Kanne saw it coming and moves away.
Kardashian wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian throws a jab when Kanne was well out of range.
Kardashian tries to clinch there but Kanne circles away.
Kanne throws a leg kick but Kardashian moved away.
Kanne throws a right and a left that Kardashian avoids nicely.
Kardashian swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kardashian looks to land a left hand but Kanne moved out of range nicely.
Kardashian throws a hook to the side of Kanne's head but Kanne sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Kanne has managed to clinch.
Kanne blocks an uppercut.
Kardashian lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Kanne is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kardashian is keeping busy.
Kardashian lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kanne backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beasty Kanne dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Kanne uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kardashian.

Kanne has managed to clinch.
Kardashian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kanne managing to block the knees to the body from Kardashian.
Kardashian doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kanne tries to work over Kardashian's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A knee to the head by Kardashian.
Kanne misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kardashian lands a hook that snaps the head of Kanne backwards.
Kardashian misses with a knee strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kanne creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Kardashian manages to break the clinch.
Kanne scores with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kanne jabs Kardashian to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kanne slips a jab from Kardashian.
Kardashian missing with a left hand there. Kanne was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kardashian keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kanne.
Kanne is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kardashian swings for the body but Kanne moves out of range.
Kardashian throws a hook but Kanne avoids it easily.
Kanne throws a leg kick but Kardashian sees it coming and moves out of range.
Kardashian throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kardashian lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Kanne lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kardashian circles away quickly and effectively.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kardashian. Kanne does a little dance to reset his feet.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kanne.
Kardashian keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kardashian takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Kardashian lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kardashian showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kanne.
Kardashian works the jab nicely.
Kardashian throws a looping overhand right but Kanne ducks down to avoid it.
Kardashian slips a jab and a cross from Kanne.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kardashian misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A left and a right from Kanne both land. Nice combination.
Kardashian thumps Kanne with a low kick.
Kardashian looks to score with a jab to the body but Kanne is just out of range.
Kardashian misses with a wild body shot.
Kardashian throws a shot to the body.
Kim Kardashian has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian misses with a head kick.
Kardashian takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kardashian takes a swing at Kanne's ribcage but misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kardashian. Kanne does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kanne blocks a jab.
Kardashian looks to land a left hand but Kanne moved out of range nicely.
Kardashian tries a low kick but Kanne avoids it.
Kardashian dodges the punch combination from Kanne.
Kanne tries to bum rush Kardashian with a series of wild strikes but Kardashian uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Kanne drives through and clinches with Kardashian against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Kanne.

Kanne's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Good leg kick by Kanne there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kardashian takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Kardashian misses.
Kanne steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kardashian.
Kardashian looks to land a left hand but Kanne moved out of range nicely.
Kardashian throws a jab but it's blocked by Kanne.
Kardashian misses with a hook
and Kanne counters with a one-two to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kardashian moves in looking to clinch but Kanne pushes him off.

Kanne closes the distance and pushes Kardashian back into the cage.
Beasty Kanne is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A short body shot lands from Kanne as the two fighters clinch.
Kanne lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.
Kardashian tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kanne lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.
Kardashian misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kanne blocks a punch to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Beasty Kanne.
Well Kanne has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beasty Kanne!
Beasty Kanne really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that KINGDOM logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.