PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kody Vogels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macho Man kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Macho Man. This should be a great matchup!

Macho Man
vs
Vogels

186 cm
22
155 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

179 cm
19
155 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kody Vogels!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Vogels does no damage.
Vogels looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Macho Man misses with a hook.

Macho Man cracks Vogels with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Macho Man has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Vogels to stand back up!

It looks like Kody Vogels has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Macho Man fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Vogels to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Vogels looks to clinch but Macho Man throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Vogels taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Super Macho Man!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Super Macho Man made sure he mentioned New World Order Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.