PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ultimate Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jobber
vs
Jobber

188 cm
26
213 lbs
3 - 14 - 0

190 cm
26
210 lbs
14 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

TITAN
TITAN

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Super Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ultimate Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Saam Ante and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ultimate Jobber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Super Jobber manages to avoid it.
Ultimate Jobber throws a right hand that Super Jobber ducks under and follows up with a left that Super Jobber also avoids with ease.

Super Jobber tries to keep at a distance but Ultimate Jobber has taken the fight into the clinch.
Super Jobber drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ultimate Jobber pulls his leg out and moves away.
Ultimate Jobber misses with a two punch combination.
Super Jobber shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ultimate Jobber as he avoids it easily.
Super Jobber throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Ultimate Jobber's waist but Ultimate Jobber gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Super Jobber off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Jobber. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Super Jobber moves out of range of the strikes.
Super Jobber swinging wildly here.
Super Jobber tries to score a power double leg takedown but Ultimate Jobber sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Super Jobber somewhat.
Ultimate Jobber scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ultimate Jobber is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Super Jobber thows a body shot but no joy.
Ultimate Jobber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ultimate Jobber avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ultimate Jobber takes one to the chin there.
Ultimate Jobber throws a right hand that Super Jobber ducks under and follows up with a left that Super Jobber also avoids with ease.
Ultimate Jobber digs a good hook to Super Jobber's body.
Ultimate Jobber defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Super Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber throws a right hand that misses

and Super Jobber counters with a single leg into guard. Ultimate Jobber didn't expect that.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ultimate Jobber looking to hit a scissor sweep but Super Jobber is one step ahead there.
Ultimate Jobber is trying to keep Super Jobber in close.
Ultimate Jobber wants to sweep but no luck.
Ultimate Jobber is trying to control the position but Super Jobber postures up.
Super Jobber in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Super Jobber throwing strikes from guard but Ultimate Jobber blocks nicely.
Super Jobber lands a couple of elbows.
Super Jobber wants to control from the top but Ultimate Jobber keeps moving.
Ultimate Jobber throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Super Jobber postures up in Ultimate Jobber's guard and throws a big left but Ultimate Jobber blocks it.
Ultimate Jobber looking for a sweep. Not yet Ultimate Jobber, not yet.
Super Jobber scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Super Jobber lands a couple of elbows.
Ultimate Jobber is trying to control the position but Super Jobber postures up.
Ultimate Jobber really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Super Jobber. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Ultimate Jobber wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Super Jobber trying to control but Ultimate Jobber is working from the bottom.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Ultimate Jobber can do anything to dispel that myth.
Super Jobber stands up over Ultimate Jobber, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Super Jobber trying to control but Ultimate Jobber is working from the bottom.
Super Jobber with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Super Jobber postures up and lands a big shot to Ultimate Jobber's brow.
Super Jobber postures up.
Ultimate Jobber looking for a sweep. Not yet Ultimate Jobber, not yet.
Ultimate Jobber keeping moving, preventing Super Jobber from controlling successfully.
Ultimate Jobber wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Ultimate Jobber wants to stand but Super Jobber is controlling the position.
Ultimate Jobber looking to hit a scissor sweep but Super Jobber is one step ahead there.
Ultimate Jobber avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Super Jobber advances position into side control!
Super Jobber in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Super Jobber trying to control the position but Ultimate Jobber is working away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Super Jobber lands some shots froms side control.
Ultimate Jobber can't do much from the bottom here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ultimate Jobber tries to bench press Super Jobber off him but Super Jobber keeps the position.
Super Jobber lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Super Jobber lands a nice forearm strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Jobber dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Ultimate Jobber with a jab.
Super Jobber walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ultimate Jobber throws a jab when Super Jobber was well out of range.

Ultimate Jobber has managed to clinch.
Nice body punch from Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber prevents a takedown attempt there.
A short body shot lands from Ultimate Jobber as the two fighters clinch.
Ultimate Jobber working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Good body shot from Ultimate Jobber.
Super Jobber is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Ultimate Jobber is defending well.
Ultimate Jobber content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Super Jobber has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Ultimate Jobber is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Jobber. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Super Jobber looking for a takedown.
Ultimate Jobber works on Super Jobber's body with a couple of short punches.
Super Jobber has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Ultimate Jobber after a bit of a struggle.
Ultimate Jobber digs a right hand into Super Jobber's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Super Jobber's gas tank.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ultimate Jobber works on Super Jobber's body with a couple of short punches.
Super Jobber tries to pull guard but Ultimate Jobber won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ultimate Jobber lands a body shot.
Ultimate Jobber lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber presses Super Jobber against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ultimate Jobber lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ultimate Jobber is stalling here.
Ultimate Jobber lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ultimate Jobber leaning against his opponent.
Good body shot from Ultimate Jobber.
Super Jobber jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ultimate Jobber walks away with a smile on his face. Super Jobber gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Ultimate Jobber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Ultimate Jobber moves into the clinch successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ultimate Jobber cracks Super Jobber with a nice body shot.
Super Jobber tries for a takedown but Ultimate Jobber manages to get underhooks.
Ultimate Jobber lands with a light punch inside.
Super Jobber tries for a takedown. No joy.
Ultimate Jobber scores with a nice hook to the head.
Ultimate Jobber gets underhooks to prevent Super Jobber's takedown attempt.
Super Jobber is looking for a takedown.
Ultimate Jobber lands a body shot.
Ultimate Jobber stalling.
Good body shot from Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Super Jobber jumps guard but Ultimate Jobber stands there with Super Jobber around his waist. Super Jobber gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ultimate Jobber lands a body shot.
Ultimate Jobber lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber lands with a right to the head.
Ultimate Jobber throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ultimate Jobber lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ultimate Jobber working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ultimate Jobber effectively controlling the action here.
Super Jobber tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ultimate Jobber smiles and moves away.
Ultimate Jobber misses with a two punch combination.
Ultimate Jobber throws a shot to the body.
Super Jobber avoids the body shot from Ultimate Jobber.
The fighters circle momentarily. Ultimate Jobber darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ultimate Jobber.

Super Jobber is rocked!
Super Jobber blocks a jab.
Ultimate Jobber is looking to clinch.
Ultimate Jobber tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Super Jobber manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ultimate Jobber uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Oh Super Jobber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Ultimate Jobber gets a clinch.
Super Jobber seems to have got his legs back now.
Super Jobber tries to pull guard but Ultimate Jobber won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Super Jobber ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Super Jobber no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Super Jobber avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Super Jobber is looking to sweep but instead, Ultimate Jobber has passed into half guard.
Ultimate Jobber wants to get back to his feet.
Super Jobber won't allow Ultimate Jobber to pass to mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Super Jobber is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Ultimate Jobber's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Ultimate Jobber's back!
Super Jobber lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Super Jobber has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Super Jobber is landing with strikes from the back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ultimate Jobber showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Ultimate Jobber throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Ultimate Jobber pushes Super Jobber up against the cage in a clinch.
Super Jobber goes for a takedown attempt but Ultimate Jobber pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ultimate Jobber lands the left hand.
Super Jobber shoots in for a takedown but Ultimate Jobber shows good takedown defense.
Ultimate Jobber misses with a left hand
and Super Jobber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ultimate Jobber slips a straight right by Super Jobber.
Super Jobber shoots in but Ultimate Jobber avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Jobber. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Horrible takedown by Super Jobber or perhaps it was just good defense by Ultimate Jobber which made him look bad.
Ultimate Jobber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Super Jobber was well out of range. Poor timing from Ultimate Jobber.
Super Jobber avoids the body shot from Ultimate Jobber.
Ultimate Jobber scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Super Jobber doesn't seem bothered though.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ultimate Jobber thuds a left hand into Super Jobber's body.
Ultimate Jobber misses with a straight left.
Super Jobber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ultimate Jobber connects with a body shot.
Super Jobber walks into a left hand.
Super Jobber shoots in for a takedown but Ultimate Jobber shows good takedown defense.
Ultimate Jobber works Super Jobber's body with a nice hook.
Ultimate Jobber thuds a left hand into Super Jobber's body.
Ultimate Jobber lunges at Super Jobber with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Super Jobber's hand.
Ultimate Jobber rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Super Jobber moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ultimate Jobber scores with a nice right hand.
Ultimate Jobber tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Super Jobber paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Ultimate Jobber pushes Super Jobber up against the cage in a clinch.
Super Jobber is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ultimate Jobber gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Super Jobber goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ultimate Jobber prevents it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ultimate Jobber lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ultimate Jobber lands an uppercut.
Super Jobber fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Ultimate Jobber is leaning against Super Jobber and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ultimate Jobber lands a right hand.
Ultimate Jobber scores with a nice hook to the head.
Ultimate Jobber leaning against his opponent.
Ultimate Jobber lands a hook that snaps the head of Super Jobber backwards.
Ultimate Jobber creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Super Jobber's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Super Jobber drops to his knees and Ultimate Jobber pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ultimate Jobber!
A very excited looking Ultimate Jobber made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.