PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake The Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dallas MacMillan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dallas MacMillan has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

The Snake
vs
MacMillan

185 cm
26
226 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

188 cm
22
220 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!
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Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The Snake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dallas MacMillan!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Winston Howard and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MacMillan lands a nice leg kick that just misses The Snake's sensitive parts.
A jab from The Snake misses.
MacMillan tries to clinch but The Snake is having none of it.
The Snake throws a right hand that MacMillan ducks under and follows up with a left that MacMillan also avoids with ease.
The Snake throws a one two combo.

It looks like Dallas MacMillan has been cut.
The Snake throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Snake avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Snake looks to throw the jab but MacMillan is out of range.
MacMillan scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Snake swings for the body but MacMillan moves out of range.
The Snake staying out of range there.
MacMillan tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Snake swats him away and circles back towards the center.

MacMillan drives through and clinches with The Snake against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
MacMillan lands an elbow inside that The Snake shrugs off.

It looks like Jake The Snake has been cut.
MacMillan throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but The Snake blocks it with crossed arms.
The Snake lands a shoulder strike.
MacMillan tries to land knees in the clinch but The Snake avoids the damage to the body.
MacMillan gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A short right from The Snake on the inside.

The Snake breaks the clinch.
The Snake rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and MacMillan counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Snake moves forwards but MacMillan connects with a nice, crisp jab.
No joy there for MacMillan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
MacMillan lands a nice leg kick that just misses The Snake's sensitive parts.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MacMillan lands with a nice body kick.
MacMillan moves to clinch but The Snake breaks away
and The Snake counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Snake walks into a left hand.

Jake The Snake's cut is getting worse.
MacMillan throws a shot to the body.
The Snake shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as MacMillan sprawls well. MacMillan wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. The Snake gets slowly back to his feet.
The Snake is breathing heavily.
The Snake misses with a telegraphed body shot
and MacMillan counters with a left to the body.

Oooooh!!! MacMillan has knocked The Snake down with a huge combo! MacMillan steps away and waves a wobbly The Snake back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

The Snake is rocked!
Crack! MacMillan connects with the perfect overhand right and The Snake falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for MacMillan!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dallas MacMillan!
Dallas MacMillan really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Hell's Balls Recovery (160) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.