PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russell Jacobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, All I Do is Win. Jacobs has chosen WhiteRabbit-Percussion Gun as his entrance music. Kimbo Slice has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Slice
vs
Jacobs

185 cm
33
240 lbs
20 - 12 - 0

190 cm
27
259 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kimbo Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Russell Jacobs!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Joseph Jones and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice avoids a kick to the body.
Slice works Jacobs's body with a nice hook.
Jacobs throws a big shot that misses.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slice - that will leave a mark!
Jacobs shoots in but Slice avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Slice tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jacobs is able to avoid easily.
Jacobs misses with a combination
and Slice counters with a left to the body.
Jacobs avoids the body shot from Slice.
Slice throws a hook but Jacobs avoids it easily.
Jacobs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slice.
Jacobs shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jacobs needs to keep his hands up - Slice had a free shot at his head there.
Jacobs drops his hands momentarily and Slice takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nice uppercut lands for Jacobs. That snapped Slice's head back.
Slice lands with a shot to the body.
Slice checks a low kick from Jacobs.
Slice throws a jab when Jacobs was well out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Jacobs misses the target.
Slice moves away from the strike by Jacobs.
Slice throws a lazy right hand but Jacobs sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kimbo Slice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slice looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jacobs scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like Kimbo Slice has been cut.
Slice throws a shot from downtown. Jacobs moves away and avoids it.
Slice ducks under a wild hook from Jacobs.
Slice takes a swing at Jacobs's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Slice finds it's way through Jacobs's defenses.
Jacobs takes one to the side of the head.
Slice avoids the body shot from Jacobs.
Jacobs swings for the body but Slice moves out of range.
Jacobs connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice shoots in and drives through. Jacobs sprawls well.
Jacobs ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jacobs keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kimbo Slice. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jacobs slips under a jab from Slice.
Nice takedown defense from Slice. No joy for Jacobs on that attempt.
Nice cross by Jacobs.
Slice fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jacobs.

Slice closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Jacobs's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Jacobs controls Slice momentarily but Slice frees himself.

Jacobs had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Slice defends it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice wants to control from the top but Jacobs keeps moving.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Jacobs looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Slice is looking to advance position but Jacobs has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Slice working to try and regain half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jacobs cracks Slice with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kimbo Slice will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kimbo Slice's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Slice dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Slice shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jacobs sprawls well. Jacobs wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Slice gets slowly back to his feet.
Slice is looking to land body kicks.
Slice thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slice chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Slice looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Slice lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Slice scores with the left hand. Jacobs knows he should have avoided that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jacobs misses with a jab to the body
and Slice counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slice ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Slice misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kimbo Slice. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jacobs takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slice.
Slice fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jacobs avoids it really well and circles away.
Slice lands a nice looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jacobs throws a push kick but Slice slaps the foot to one side.
Jacobs gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slice.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jacobs loads up on a big right hand but Slice slips the punch.
Jacobs works over Slice's head and body with a nice combination.
Jacobs fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Slice shoots in and drives through. Jacobs sprawls well.
Jacobs fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Slice avoids it really well and circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Slice fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Slice throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Slice defending well as Jacobs loads up on a big left hand.
Slice cracks Jacobs with an open hand slap.
Slice connects with an inside leg kick.
Slice punishes Jacobs's body with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slice throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slice scores with a jab to the head.
Jacobs staying out of range there.
No joy there for Slice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jacobs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slice.
Slice misses with a straight right.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jacobs moves away from the strike by Slice.
Slice pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jacobs avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kimbo Slice dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kimbo Slice's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Jacobs fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A jab from Slice does it's job there.
Jacobs avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jacobs motions for Slice to come forward. Jacobs throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slice turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Jacobs takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jacobs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slice.
Slice lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jacobs takes a step back to recover.
Jacobs takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slice lands with a nice combination. Jacobs backs away looking to recover.

It looks like Russell Jacobs has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jacobs moves away from the strike by Slice.
Slice rushes Jacobs with punches - Jacobs moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Jacobs goes down! Slice follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kimbo Slice!
A very excited looking Kimbo Slice rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.