PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Caio Gimenez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Eyelove Fucked up is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Gimenez
vs
Fucked up

183 cm
31
170 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

178 cm
23
182 lbs
7 - 5 - 1

Powerful takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Jihad Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Caio Gimenez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gimenez moves out of range of the strikes.
Fucked up blocks a low kick nicely.
Gimenez throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gimenez.
Fucked up checks a low kick from Gimenez.
Gimenez throws a head kick that misses.
Gimenez throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gimenez takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Gimenez misses with a head kick.
Gimenez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fucked up.
Gimenez tries to land a front kick but Fucked up steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fucked up blocks a head kick by Gimenez.
Gimenez uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fucked up.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gimenez throws a nice outside leg kick.
Gimenez throws a hook but Fucked up avoids it easily.
Fucked up lands a nice hook to Gimenez's body. Gimenez takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A slow jab from Fucked up misses its intended target.
Gimenez showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fucked up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gimenez falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fucked up counters with a two punch combo.
A slow jab from Fucked up misses its intended target.
Gimenez is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fucked up sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Gimenez throws a sloppy head kick and Fucked up moves out of range easily.
No joy there for Gimenez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jab by Gimenez.
Gimenez with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fucked up to score with a decent uppercut.
Fucked up wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fucked up lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fucked up throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gimenez throws a nice head kick!
Gimenez swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Gimenez takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fucked up lands an overhand right.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Gimenez drives through with a takedown into guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Fucked up keeping full guard, as Gimenez tries to pass.
Gimenez prevents Fucked up from getting back to his feet.
Gimenez trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Gimenez preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gimenez trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Gimenez working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Gimenez stopping the sweep attempt from Fucked up.
Gimenez tries to free his leg and advance position but Fucked up is retaining full guard.
Gimenez throws a big right hand that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gimenez throwing strikes but missing.
Fucked up is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Fucked up preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Fucked up is controlling Gimenez's posture.
Fucked up wants to sweep here but Gimenez controlling him for the moment.
Gimenez stops Fucked up from standing up.
Gimenez stands up over Fucked up, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Gimenez slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

Gimenez tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Gimenez has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Fucked up managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Gimenez.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Fucked up is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Gimenez sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Fucked up is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.

Gimenez thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Fucked up tries to escape but Gimenez is in control.
Fucked up defending against the ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gimenez creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Fucked up sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Gimenez creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Gimenez has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fucked up parries the strikes from Gimenez easily there. Gimenez is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Fucked up to escape.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gimenez trying to control the action but Fucked up is working from the bottom.

Gimenez is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Fucked up knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Caio Gimenez dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Fucked up takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fucked up misses with a right hand
and Gimenez counters with a head kick.
Gimenez pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fucked up avoids the body shot from Gimenez.
Gimenez ducks right into an uppercut from Fucked up.
Gimenez throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fucked up.
Fucked up throws a jab but it's blocked by Gimenez.
Jab from Fucked up.
Gimenez tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fucked up is able to avoid easily.
Fucked up throws a low kick, looking for Gimenez's leg but Gimenez calmly moves out of range.
Gimenez throws a right hand that Fucked up ducks under and follows up with a left that Fucked up also avoids with ease.
Fucked up scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A good leg kick by Fucked up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up slips a jab from Gimenez.
Fucked up lands a two punch combo.
The fighters circling - Gimenez throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Gimenez walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fucked up throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fucked up throws a shot from downtown. Gimenez moves away and avoids it.
Gimenez lands a head kick. Fucked up smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Fucked up connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Gimenez momentarily.
Fucked up clobbers Gimenez with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A slow jab from Fucked up misses its intended target.
Fucked up throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gimenez has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Gimenez there as he acknowledges the shot.
Gimenez tries to bum rush Fucked up with a series of wild strikes but Fucked up uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Gimenez tried to score with a low kick but Fucked up checks it.
Eyelove Fucked up is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Gimenez works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up lands a nice hook to Gimenez's body. Gimenez takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gimenez throws a body kick that misses.
Gimenez works over Fucked up's head and body with a nice combination.
Fucked up scores with a one two! Gimenez had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Gimenez looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gimenez scores with a jab to the head.
Gimenez misses with the combination.
Fucked up checks the leg kick.
Fucked up connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fucked up swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gimenez.
Fucked up cracks Gimenez with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Gimenez throws a chopping leg kick but Fucked up manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Gimenez slips a straight right by Fucked up.
Gimenez fails with the takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gimenez misses with a body kick.
Gimenez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fucked up manages to avoid it.
Gimenez takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fucked up connects with a nice looking jab.
Gimenez throws a right and a left that Fucked up avoids nicely.
Gimenez throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Gimenez shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fucked up throws a one two combo.
Fucked up misses with an uppercut.
Fucked up misses with a hook.
Gimenez throws a solid leg kick but Fucked up takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Gimenez.
Fucked up misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Gimenez does no damage.
Fucked up lands with a hook. Gimenez tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up moves into range and connects with a jab.
Gimenez missing with a left hand there. Fucked up was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gimenez fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fucked up is out of range.
Fucked up jabs at Gimenez's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fucked up moves out of range as Gimenez strikes.
Fucked up slips a straight right by Gimenez.
Gimenez throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Fucked up counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gimenez pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gimenez throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fucked up throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gimenez throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fucked up throws a lazy right hand but Gimenez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Caio Gimenez is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gimenez gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gimenez misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fucked up is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gimenez.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Eyelove Fucked up will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Fucked up throws a shot from downtown. Gimenez moves away and avoids it.
Fucked up turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Gimenez misses with a kick to the body.
Gimenez blocks a jab.
Fucked up throws a hook but Gimenez avoids it easily.
Gimenez closes the distance and clinches up with Fucked up, looking for a takedown. Gimenez pushes Fucked up against the cage but Fucked up circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Gimenez throws a head kick but Fucked up moves out of range.
Fucked up throws a big shot that misses.
Fucked up lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fucked up's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gimenez under the eye.
Gimenez throws a head kick that misses
and Fucked up counters with a straight right hand.
Gimenez keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fucked up.
Gimenez fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fucked up showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gimenez.
Gimenez tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fucked up wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fucked up slips a straight right by Gimenez.
Fucked up lands with a shot to the body.
Fucked up feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gimenez's calf.
Fucked up scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
No joy there for Gimenez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gimenez looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Gimenez with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fucked up to score with a decent uppercut.
Gimenez pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gimenez throws a shot to the body.
Fucked up sizes up Gimenez with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fucked up lands a jab to the head.
Fucked up feints and then cracks Gimenez's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gimenez down.
Gimenez pushes Fucked up away with a front kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gimenez throws a sloppy head kick
and Fucked up counters with a one-two to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fucked up scores with a body shot.
Gimenez throws a right hand that Fucked up ducks under and follows up with a left that Fucked up also avoids with ease.
Good standup being displayed there by Fucked up as he connects with a hook.
Fucked up catches Gimenez with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A jab from Fucked up misses.
A head kick misses from Gimenez.
Fucked up lands a right hook to the body.
An inside leg kick from Gimenez misses.
Fucked up looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Gimenez takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Fucked up moves away from the strike by Gimenez.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Gimenez.
Gimenez moves forwards but Fucked up connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Fucked up.
Fucked up lands a jab-cross combination.
Gimenez throws a leg kick which misses Fucked up's front leg but catches the back leg as Fucked up tries to avoid it.
Fucked up clobbers Gimenez with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Gimenez avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fucked up throws a right and a left that Gimenez avoids nicely.
Gimenez misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fucked up throws a right hand that Gimenez ducks under and follows up with a left that Gimenez also avoids with ease.
Fucked up lands a head shot.
Sloppy strikes from Gimenez. Those never looked like landing.
Gimenez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A head kick misses from Gimenez.
Gimenez shoots in looking for a takedown. Fucked up tries to sprawl out of it but Gimenez keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fucked up manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Caio Gimenez. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gimenez takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Gimenez misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fucked up throws a head kick but Gimenez moves out of range.
Fucked up connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fucked up throws a hook but Gimenez avoids it easily.
Gimenez misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fucked up scores with the left hand. Gimenez knows he should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucked up checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A cross from Fucked up lands.
Fucked up avoids a punch combination nicely.
A shot to the liver by Fucked up. Beautiful body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyelove Fucked up comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Fucked up has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyelove Fucked up!
An intense looking Eyelove Fucked up took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!" Quran 22:19-2'.