PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Renni Unit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Frank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Renni Unit has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Unit
vs
Frank

225 cm
25
280 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

192 cm
18
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Renni Unit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bubba Frank!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Ian Loll and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Unit displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Frank throws out the jab.

Unit fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Frank to the ground. Unit is now in Frank's guard.
Unit lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Unit works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Unit really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Unit with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Frank wants to get back to his feet.
Unit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Unit trying to control from half guard but Frank is working away.
Unit throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Unit thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Frank has hold of Unit's hands but Unit slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Frank trying to control but Unit postures up.
Unit is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Unit content just to control the position here.
Unit is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Unit will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Frank is in a horrible position here. Unit smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Unit postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Frank looks a forlorn figure.
Unit lands a heavy elbow.

Frank is rocked!
Frank looks gassed!
Unit lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Frank! Unit sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Frank and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Renni Unit!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Renni Unit made sure he mentioned Empire Threads - The Best $15 You've Ever Spent!, along with how happy he was to win his fight.