PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lazy Shit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aldo Aldo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aldo is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Soul Fly - Jump Da Fuck Up!. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Shit
vs
Aldo

176 cm
25
261 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
160 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lazy Shit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Aldo Aldo!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Fujiwara.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aldo moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Aldo throws a hook but Shit avoids it easily.
Aldo scoring well with a low kick there.
Shit lands with a cross.
Shit tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Shit on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Aldo. Aldo obviously looking to wear him down.
No joy there for Shit, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Aldo lands a jab.
Aldo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sloppy strikes from Shit. Those never looked like landing.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Aldo.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Aldo - that will leave a mark!
A slapping leg kick lands for Aldo.
Shit is breathing heavily.
An inside leg kick lands from Aldo.
Aldo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Shit's sensitive parts.
A solid leg kick lands there for Aldo.
Shit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Aldo can pounce on him.
Aldo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Shit's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aldo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Shit. That did some damage!
Aldo lands with an uppercut that bounces Shit off the cage and back into range.
Aldo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

Aldo rushes Shit and presses him up against the cage.
A short right from Aldo.
Aldo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Aldo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shit is defending well for now.

Aldo manages to break the clinch.
Shit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Aldo was well out of range. Poor timing from Shit.
Shit tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Shit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Aldo can pounce on him.
This has been an exciting period of action!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Aldo misses with an elbow strike.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Aldo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shit's elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aldo throws an elbow that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Shit's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Aldo keeps control of Shit as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A hook to the body from Aldo.
Aldo lands a right hand.
Aldo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Aldo slows down the pace here.

Shit manages to break the clinch.
Aldo connects with an inside leg kick.
Shit looks to land a left hand but Aldo moved out of range nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Aldo.
Aldo feints and then cracks Shit's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Shit down.
Aldo lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aldo lands a front kick.

Shit tries to keep at a distance but Aldo has taken the fight into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Aldo.
Shit blocks an uppercut.
Aldo is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Shit tries to circle away but Aldo has him pinned against the cage.
Shit throws a head punch that misses.
Shit is trying to break free.

Shit breaks the clinch.
Aldo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Shit misses with a body shot
and Aldo counters with a nice leg kick.
Shit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Aldo rushes Shit and presses him up against the cage.
Aldo lands a shoulder strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shit blocks an uppercut.
Aldo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shit dodges an elbow strike from Aldo.
Aldo blocking some punches.

Shit escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Aldo cracks Shit with a good jab.
Shit throws out a loose jab but Aldo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shit is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Aldo.
Aldo connects with a leg kick. Shit looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Aldo cracks the inside of Shit's front leg.
Aldo cracks the inside of Shit's front leg.
Aldo Aldo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Aldo moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Shit on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Aldo. Aldo obviously looking to wear him down.
Shit needs to keep his hands up - Aldo had a free shot at his head there.
Aldo scores with a hook to the body. Shit takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Shit misses
and Aldo counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shit's knee momentarily.
Aldo is looking to slow Shit down with leg kicks.
Aldo lands a leg kick that knocks Shit off balance momentarily.
Shit is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Aldo lands with a kick to the ribs.
Aldo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nice body kick there by Aldo.
Shit stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Aldo.
Aldo is looking to slow Shit down with leg kicks.
Shit takes a jab right on the kisser.
Lazy Shit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Aldo doesn't manage to clinch there - Shit circles away.
Aldo connects with a leg kick. Shit looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Shit will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aldo connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Aldo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Shit.
Aldo throws a nice inside leg kick.
Aldo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shit swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Aldo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Aldo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Aldo.
Shit tries to close the distance and clinch but Aldo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Aldo thumps Shit with a low kick.

Aldo rushes Shit and presses him up against the cage.
Shit tries to break the clinch but Aldo is controlling the position.
Shit blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shit.
Shit tries to break the clinch but Aldo is controlling the position.
Aldo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Aldo throws a knee to the head but misses.
A short right from Aldo on the inside.
Aldo dodges an elbow strike from Shit.
Aldo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shit's elbow.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Shit wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Aldo has him pressed against the cage.

Aldo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Shit fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Aldo avoids it really well and circles away.
Aldo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shit dodges the punch combination from Aldo.
Nice straight punches there by Shit. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Shit.
A slapping leg kick lands for Aldo.
Aldo tries a head kick but it misses.
Aldo blocks a leg kick.
Aldo's jab looks to have found its range, popping Shit under the eye.
Aldo throws a sloppy head kick and Shit moves out of range easily.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Aldo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Shit. That did some damage!
Aldo lands with a cross.
Shit throws a leg kick
and Aldo counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Aldo turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Aldo, right into the meat.
Shit swings widly with a right hand
and Aldo counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Aldo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Shit's calf.
Aldo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shit has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Aldo is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Shit had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Shit tries to clinch up.
Aldo cracks the inside of Shit's front leg.
Aldo displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Shit.
Aldo connects with a solid leg kick.
Aldo scores with a nice body kick.
Aldo Aldo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Aldo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Aldo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That kick from Aldo tenderised Shit's leg. Shit is trying to keep his angry face on.
Shit takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Shit throws a combination that misses
and Aldo counters with an inside leg kick.
Aldo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Aldo scores with the left hand. Shit knows he should have avoided that one.
Lazy Shit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Shit takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Aldo.
A telegraphed right hand from Shit misses the target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shit swings away with a body shot that misses
and Aldo counters with an inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Aldo.
Aldo plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Aldo tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Shit manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Aldo Aldo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Aldo has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Aldo Aldo!
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight for Aldo Aldo!
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Aldo Aldo!

Aldo Aldo wins by unanimous decision!
Our winner, Aldo Aldo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.