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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charmin Ultra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aldo Aldo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aldo is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Soul Fly - Jump Da Fuck Up!. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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285 lbs
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160 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Charmin Ultra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Aldo Aldo!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ultra shoots for a takedown but Aldo saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Ultra really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ultra tries to clinch but Aldo moves away
and Aldo counters with a low kick, right behind Ultra 's knee.
Ultra tries to close the distance and clinch up but Aldo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ultra throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Ultra misses with a takedown attempt - Aldo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A good leg kick by Aldo.
Ultra wants to clinch
and Aldo counters with a stiff right hand.
Aldo throws a head kick but Ultra moves out of range.
Aldo connects with a solid leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Aldo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good shot there by Aldo.
Ultra tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Aldo counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Ultra is breathing heavily.
Aldo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ultra's sensitive parts.
An inside leg kick lands from Aldo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Aldo lands with a slapping head kick.
Aldo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ultra misses with a double jab.
Aldo instigates a clinch.
Aldo scores with a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Aldo creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short left from Aldo.
Aldo lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short uppercut from Aldo.
Aldo lands a hook to the side of the head.
Aldo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Aldo lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Aldo is pushing Ultra up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Ultra is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charmin Ultra. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Aldo lands a hook that snaps the head of Ultra backwards.
Aldo presses Ultra against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aldo lands a left hand.
Ultra wants a takedown.
Aldo gets through Ultra's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Aldo.
Aldo breaks from the clinch.
Aldo lands with a nice body kick.
Aldo scores with a sloppy right hand. Ultra should have avoided that one.
Ultra blocks a head kick by Aldo.
Charmin Ultra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ultra has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Aldo.
Ultra on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Aldo scores with a nice right hand.
Nice uppercut there from Aldo.
Ultra tries to clinch up
and Aldo counters with a slapping leg kick.
Aldo misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aldo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ultra's calf.
Aldo stuffs the takedown.
Aldo delivers a nice body kick.
Aldo throws a nice inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Aldo.
Ultra moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Aldo gets in close and instigates a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ultra avoids the elbow strike from Aldo, against the cage.
Aldo stalling the fight.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ultra just misses with a elbow thrown towards Aldo's brow.
Aldo pushes Ultra back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ultra is working for takedown but Aldo is calmly controlling the position for now.
Still in the clinch, Aldo scores with a nice short uppercut.
Good body shot from Aldo.
Ultra takes a shot to the head.
A short right from Aldo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aldo lands with a right to the head.
Aldo pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Aldo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A good leg kick by Aldo.
Ultra on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Aldo scores with a leg kick.
Aldo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ultra's sensitive parts.
Aldo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ultra chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Aldo can pounce on him.
Aldo throws a nice outside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Aldo.
A chopping leg kick lands by Aldo.
Aldo feints and then cracks Ultra's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ultra down.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Ultra. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Aldo throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Aldo scores with a sloppy right hand. Ultra should have avoided that one.
Ultra on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Aldo connects with a body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Aldo.
Aldo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Aldo throws a nice outside leg kick.
Aldo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Aldo lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Aldo is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Ultra had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Aldo throws a shot from downtown. Ultra moves away and avoids it.
Aldo thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Ultra if he has to take too many more of those.
Aldo tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ultra on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ultra tries to clinch
and Aldo counters with a leg kick.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Ultra stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Aldo.
Aldo gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A short right from Aldo.
Aldo pushes Ultra back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ultra is trying to stall.
Ultra on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Aldo lands with a right to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Aldo.
Aldo lands with a light punch inside.
A nice left hand lands by Aldo.
Aldo effectively controlling the action here.
Ultra has Aldo pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Aldo manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Aldo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Aldo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Aldo throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ultra is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Aldo throws a nice outside leg kick.
Aldo with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A solid leg kick lands there for Aldo.
Aldo feints and then cracks Ultra's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ultra down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Aldo. That's going to slow Ultra down.
Aldo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Aldo thumps Ultra with a low kick.
Ultra takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Aldo throws a head kick that misses.
Ultra looks to clinch
and Aldo counters with a nice leg kick.
Aldo throws a head kick that half lands.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Aldo throws a head kick that misses.
Aldo scoring well with a low kick there.
A nice leg kick lands there from Aldo.
Aldo cracks Ultra with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Ultra wants to clinch but Aldo slips to the side
and Aldo counters with a nice leg kick.
Ultra avoids the head kick by Aldo.
Aldo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ultra avoids the head kick by Aldo.
Ultra tries to clinch there but Aldo circles away.
Ultra looks for a takedown but Aldo sprawls well.
Aldo lands a leg kick that knocks Ultra off balance momentarily.
Aldo rushes Ultra and presses him up against the cage.
Aldo Aldo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ultra just misses with a elbow thrown towards Aldo's brow.
Aldo avoids a wild elbow strike from Ultra.
Aldo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Aldo throws a head kick but Ultra moves out of range.
Some bone on bone action there as Ultra checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Aldo goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Aldo throws a low kick but Ultra avoids it.
Ultra tries to clinch but Aldo is having none of it.
Aldo keeps the fight on the outside.
Aldo connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Aldo throws a low kick but Ultra avoids it.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Charmin Ultra has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ultra lands a nice elbow.
And that's the end of the fight!
Aldo Aldo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Aldo has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Aldo Aldo!
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight for Aldo Aldo!
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Aldo Aldo!
Aldo Aldo wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Aldo Aldo made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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