PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brocky Lesnariano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russian Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnariano comes to the cage accompanied by Alice Cooper - Schools Out. Boy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Миша Маваши - &. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lesnariano
vs
Boy

190 cm
29
243 lbs
11 - 9 - 1

192 cm
23
245 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Brocky Lesnariano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Russian Boy!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Fedor Mirinova and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lesnariano closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Lesnariano working over Boy with some ground and pound. Boy looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Boy is looking for a sweep. Lesnariano is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Lesnariano has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Boy is trying to control but can't.
Lesnariano content to control rather than advance.
Boy tries to roll over but Lesnariano keeps him under control.

Lesnariano has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Boy defend it? Lesnariano steps over the head and cranks it - Boy is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Lesnariano!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Brocky Lesnariano!
Brocky Lesnariano seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.