PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Daley Bornstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teijo Tarzan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bornstein comes into the arena with Men at Work - Land Down Under blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bornstein
vs
Tarzan

190 cm
32
315 lbs
20 - 14 - 0

185 cm
27
300 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Daley Bornstein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Teijo Tarzan!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tarzan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bornstein.
Bornstein uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tarzan.
Bornstein connects with the punch.
Bornstein comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Bornstein throws a leg kick but Tarzan checks it.
Bornstein slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bornstein misses with a few strikes there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bornstein misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tarzan.
The crowd cheers as Bornstein lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tarzan doesn't seem phased though.
Bornstein misses the jab.
Bornstein lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bornstein throws a right and a left that Tarzan avoids nicely.
Bornstein throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tarzan.
Bornstein uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tarzan.
Bornstein keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tarzan on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bornstein misses with a low kick.
Daley Bornstein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bornstein wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bornstein stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bornstein works over Tarzan's head and body with a nice combination.
Bornstein lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bornstein lands with a shot to the body.
Bornstein slips a jab and a cross from Tarzan.
Tarzan walks into a stiff left hand from Bornstein.
Bornstein connects with a looping right hand.
Tarzan closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Daley Bornstein has been cut.
Tarzan with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bornstein to score with a decent uppercut.
Bornstein lands with a good body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bornstein lands a right hook to the body.
Tarzan looks gassed!
Bornstein throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Tarzan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bornstein throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bornstein takes a swing at Tarzan's ribcage but misses.
Bornstein changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bornstein connects with a right hand. Tarzan shakes it off.
Bornstein lands an overhand right.
Tarzan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bornstein cracks Tarzan with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bornstein.
Tarzan lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Tarzan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bornstein.
Tarzan showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bornstein.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bornstein looks to score with a jab to the body but Tarzan is just out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bornstein.
Bornstein paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bornstein ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bornstein misses the jab.
Bornstein jabs Tarzan right on the nose. Tarzan blinks but takes it well.
Bornstein is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tarzan.
Bornstein throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tarzan on the side of the head.
Tarzan rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bornstein moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bornstein tests Tarzan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good standup being displayed there by Bornstein as he connects with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bornstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bornstein throws a one two combo.
Bornstein connects with a single shot there.
Bornstein swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bornstein throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bornstein lands with a nice body punch.
Tarzan does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bornstein.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bornstein throws a nice looking combination but Tarzan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bornstein throws a left and a right that both miss
and Tarzan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tarzan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Daley Bornstein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Daley Bornstein's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Bornstein lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bornstein.
Daley Bornstein is winning the standup battle so far.
Tarzan throws a series of punches but Bornstein moves out of range.
Good exchange - Bornstein coming out on top.
Bornstein lands a nice looking body shot.
Bornstein will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A big right from Bornstein misses.
Bornstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tarzan can do to turn this around?
Bornstein connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bornstein keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bornstein jabs Tarzan to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Good leg kick by Bornstein there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Bornstein shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Tarzan takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Bornstein bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tarzan's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bornstein bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Tarzan takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bornstein throws a low kick, looking for Tarzan's leg but Tarzan calmly moves out of range.
Bornstein connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Tarzan's hands.
Tarzan lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bornstein's sensitive parts.
Bornstein scores with a jab to the jaw.
Tarzan has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tarzan there as he acknowledges the shot.
Daley Bornstein is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tarzan moves out of range of the leg kick from Bornstein.
Tarzan lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bornstein at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tarzan lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bornstein circles away quickly and effectively.
No joy there for Tarzan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tarzan takes one on the button.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Tarzan might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bornstein has got the better of the exchanges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bornstein throws a leg kick but Tarzan sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Tarzan throws a jab but it's blocked by Bornstein.
Bornstein tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tarzan was well out of range. Poor timing from Bornstein.
Tarzan takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Tarzan gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bornstein throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bornstein scores with a punch to the head.
Bornstein lands with a hook. Tarzan tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bornstein throws a big shot that misses.
Bornstein lands a head shot.
Tarzan chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tarzan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bornstein sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tarzan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bornstein.
Bornstein jabs Tarzan to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bornstein takes a jab right on the kisser.
Tarzan misses with a few strikes there.
Tarzan is breathing heavily.
Tarzan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bornstein lands a jab to the nose.
Tarzan walks into a straight right hand from Bornstein.
Bornstein misses with the combination.
Bornstein with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tarzan walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bornstein.
Bornstein rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tarzan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tarzan has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bornstein swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bornstein bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tarzan's head backwards.
Bornstein slips a jab from Tarzan.
Bornstein throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Bornstein throws a combination. Tarzan tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bornstein tests Tarzan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bornstein jabs Tarzan right on the nose. Tarzan blinks but takes it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bornstein, as that shot connected.
Bornstein throws a body punch but Tarzan moves out of range.
Tarzan misses with an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Daley Bornstein dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Daley Bornstein's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Bornstein changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bornstein connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tarzan. Tarzan circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tarzan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bornstein avoids the body shot from Tarzan.
Bornstein jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bornstein fails to land with a series of punches.
Tarzan takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bornstein slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bornstein throws a series of punches but Tarzan moves out of range.
Bornstein changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tarzan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bornstein.
Tarzan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bornstein scores with a three punch combo!
Bornstein throws a jab when Tarzan was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bornstein throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tarzan on the side of the head.
Tarzan takes one on the button.
Tarzan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bornstein.
Tarzan misses with a two punch combination.
Bornstein tries to bum rush Tarzan with a series of wild strikes but Tarzan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tarzan gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bornstein throws a right and a left that Tarzan avoids nicely.
Bornstein lands a head shot.
Tarzan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bornstein cracks Tarzan with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bornstein connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bornstein listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
An inside leg kick lands from Bornstein.
Bornstein fails to land with a series of punches.
Bornstein is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tarzan.
Bornstein throws a series of punches but Tarzan moves out of range.
Bornstein connects with a solid leg kick.
Bornstein lands with a right hand.
Bornstein jabs at Tarzan's body.
Bornstein lands with an uppercut that bounces Tarzan off the cage and back into range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bornstein pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Tarzan back to the cage. Bornstein follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

Tarzan is rocked!
Bornstein tries to bum rush Tarzan with a series of wild strikes but Tarzan uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tarzan is still on wobbly legs! Can Bornstein finish him?
Bornstein fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tarzan manages to avoid it.
Tarzan seems to have recovered his senses.
Bornstein misses with a double jab.
Bornstein cracks Tarzan with an open hand slap.
Bornstein throws an overhand right that lands on Tarzan's shoulder, as Tarzan tries to avoid the shot.
Teijo Tarzan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bornstein lands a glancing blow to the side of Tarzan's head.
Tarzan lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bornstein throws a jab but it's blocked by Tarzan.
Bornstein throws a wild body kick that Tarzan sees coming a mile off.
Tarzan takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Tarzan on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Daley Bornstein is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tarzan swinging wildly here.
Bornstein connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Tarzan's hands.
Bornstein is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tarzan.
Bornstein looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tarzan slips a straight right by Bornstein.
Bornstein darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bornstein thows a leg kick but Tarzan checks it
and Tarzan counters with a three punch combo that has Bornstein backing up. Bornstein nods at Tarzan to acknowledge the strikes.

Daley Bornstein's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bornstein missing with a left hand there. Tarzan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bornstein. Tarzan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tarzan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bornstein throws out the jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Daley Bornstein showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bornstein has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Daley Bornstein!
An out of breath and clearly excited Daley Bornstein thanked [CBK] The Smashwear Corporation for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).