PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Herman Elenshack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and I Will Lose (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I Will Lose will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Elenshack
vs
Will Lose

177 cm
27
153 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

150 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Herman Elenshack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, I Will Lose!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lose throws a leg kick that is checked
and Elenshack counters with a head kick. That will keep Lose thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Lose throws a leg kick
and Elenshack counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Lose is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Elenshack throws a head kick that misses.
Elenshack lands with a slapping head kick.
Lose throws a leg kick
and Elenshack counters with a big head kick but Lose shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lose misses with a leg kick
and Elenshack counters with a head kick. That will keep Lose thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Lose throws a leg kick
and Elenshack counters with a flying knee. Nice.

Lose is rocked!
Lose gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Herman Elenshack!