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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between That Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uncle Cracker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guy comes to the cage accompanied by Nyan song. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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205 lbs
8 - 7 - 0 |
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210 lbs
3 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, That Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uncle Cracker!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cracker moves into range and clinches up with Guy.
Cracker lands an elbow just above Guy 's eye.
It looks like That Guy has been cut.
Cracker throws an elbow but it misses.
Cracker throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cracker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Guy avoids the elbow strike from Cracker, against the cage.
Cracker lands an elbow that stopped Guy in his tracks for a moment.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cracker just misses with a elbow thrown towards Guy's brow.
Cracker lands an elbow just above Guy 's eye.
Guy lands a takedown into guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Guy is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Cracker working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Guy.
Guy drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Guy jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Cracker is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Guy is controlling him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cracker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Guy defends well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cracker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Cracker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Guy can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Cracker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Guy doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Guy manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Guy gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Cracker rushes Guy and presses him up against the cage.
Guy lands a nice shot to the body.
Cracker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cracker lands an elbow inside.
Guy avoids the elbow strike from Cracker, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cracker just misses with a elbow thrown towards Guy's brow.
Guy turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Guy grinds an elbow into Cracker's temple.
Guy is working to tighten is grip on Cracker's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Cracker has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Guy is really squeezing tight and eventually Cracker passes out! Guy breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). That Guy!
A relieved looking That Guy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
67% |
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