PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pacman Barnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs comes to the cage accompanied by Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. The crowd seem to be enjoying Barnes's choice of entrance music: Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be. Barnes has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Pacman Barnes acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Spliffs
vs
Barnes

190 cm
32
210 lbs
28 - 11 - 0

187 cm
31
210 lbs
25 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rolen Spliffs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pacman Barnes!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barnes pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice defenses there by Spliffs.
Barnes checks the leg kick.
Spliffs misses with a straight left.
Spliffs tries to close the distance and clinch but Barnes swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Spliffs tries a head kick but it misses.
Spliffs tries to close the distance and clinch up but Barnes swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spliffs lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Barnes has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Barnes and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Barnes gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Spliffs lands a slapping body shot.
Spliffs misses with a two punch combination.
Spliffs fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Barnes is out of range.
Barnes throws a series of punches but Spliffs avoids them all with ease.
Spliffs scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Barnes looks gassed!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Spliffs. Barnes shrugs it off though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spliffs connects with a leg kick. Barnes looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Barnes takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spliffs connects with a solid leg kick.
Spliffs lands with a thumping leg kick.

Spliffs closes the distance and pushes Barnes back into the cage.

Spliffs pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spliffs scores with a sloppy right hand. Barnes should have avoided that one.
Spliffs connects with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spliffs lands a nice leg kick that just misses Barnes's sensitive parts.
Spliffs throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spliffs lands with a nice body kick.
Spliffs pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spliffs.
Spliffs lands with an overhand left.
Spliffs seems to be stalking Barnes here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Barnes drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Rolen Spliffs!
After winning the bout, Rolen Spliffs thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.