PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bulk Bogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pacman Barnes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bogan comes to the cage accompanied by Renunciation - Secret Chiefs 3. Barnes is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be. Barnes has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Bulk Bogan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bogan
vs
Barnes

190 cm
34
275 lbs
24 - 19 - 1

187 cm
31
210 lbs
25 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Terror-Trition: Video Proven 160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Bulk Bogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pacman Barnes!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Barnes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bogan manages to avoid it.
Barnes slips a straight right by Bogan.
Bulk Bogan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bogan lands with a nice body punch.
Barnes looks gassed!
Barnes ducks under a wild hook from Bogan.
Bogan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Barnes moves away.
Bogan swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Bogan catches Barnes napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Barnes to the canvas!

It looks like Pacman Barnes has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bogan works over Barnes with some ground and pound from guard.

Barnes is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bogan sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Barnes is still in real trouble! Can Bogan finish him?
Bogan stands up over Barnes, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Bogan controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Bogan advances position into side control!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bogan remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Bogan lands a strong strike to the head of Barnes. That's dazed him! Bogan looking to finish here. Barnes is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Bogan lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bulk Bogan!
Bulk Bogan decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.